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Lyrics
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Are we gonna have a problem?
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You got a bone to pick?
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You've come so far
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Why now are you pulling on my dick?
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I'd normally slap your face off?
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And everyone here could watch
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But I'm feeling nice
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Here's some advice
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Listen up, biatch!
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I like! Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot
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I like! Drinking hard, maxing Dad's credit card
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I like! Skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him
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I like! Killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose
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If you lack the balls
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You can go play dolls
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Let your Mommy fix you a snack
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Or you could come smoke
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Pound some rum and coke
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In my Porsche with the quarterback
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(Woah! Woah! Woah!)
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Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
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Welcome to my candy store
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Time for you to prove
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You're not a loser anymore
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Then step into my candy store
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Guys fall at your feet, pay the check, help you cheat
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All you have to do say goodbye to Shamu
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That freak not your friend I can tell in the end
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If she had your shot she would leave you to rot!
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Course, if you don't care
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Fine! Go braid her hair
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Maybe Sesame Street is on (Woah!)
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Or forget that creep
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And get in my Jeep
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Let's go tear up someone's lawn
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(Woah! Woah! Woah!)
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Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
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Welcome to my candy store
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You just gotta prove
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You're not a pussy anymore
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Then step into my candy store
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You can join the team
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Or you can bitch and moan
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You can live the dream
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Or you can die alone
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You can fly with eagles
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Or if you prefer
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Keep on testing me
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And end up like her
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Veronica, look!
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Ram invited me to his homecoming party!
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This proves that he's been thinking about me!
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Color me stoked
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I'm so happy!
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Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
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Shut up, Heather
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Step into my candy store
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Whoa, time for you to prove
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You're not a lameass anymore
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The step into my candy store
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It's my candy store, It's my candy
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It's my candy store, It's my candy
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It's my candy store
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It's my candy store
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