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Candy Store - Heathers the Musical

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Lyrics
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off?
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up, biatch!
I like! Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot
I like! Drinking hard, maxing Dad's credit card
I like! Skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him
I like! Killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your Mommy fix you a snack
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback
(Woah! Woah! Woah!)
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
Time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store
Guys fall at your feet, pay the check, help you cheat
All you have to do say goodbye to Shamu
That freak not your friend I can tell in the end
If she had your shot she would leave you to rot!
Course, if you don't care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on (Woah!)
Or forget that creep
And get in my Jeep
Let's go tear up someone's lawn
(Woah! Woah! Woah!)
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store
You can join the team
Or you can bitch and moan
You can live the dream
Or you can die alone
You can fly with eagles
Or if you prefer
Keep on testing me
And end up like her
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party!
This proves that he's been thinking about me!
Color me stoked
I'm so happy!
Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Shut up, Heather
Step into my candy store
Whoa, time for you to prove
You're not a lameass anymore
The step into my candy store
It's my candy store, It's my candy
It's my candy store, It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy store
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