| Question | Answer | % Correct |
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| "Why is nice bad. What kind of sick society are we living in where nice is bad?" | Jerry Seinfeld | 94%
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| "Away, you three-inch fool!" | William Shakespeare | 90%
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| "This is business, I have to humiliate myself" | Jerry Seinfeld | 87%
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| "You lump of foul deformity!" | William Shakespeare | 87%
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| "Expectation is the root of all heartache" | William Shakespeare | 81%
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| "I can't compete in a normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable!" | Jerry Seinfeld | 77%
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| "98% of the human endeavor is killing time" | Jerry Seinfeld | 74%
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| "I wish you all the joy of the worm" | William Shakespeare | 74%
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| "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence that people are thinking" | Jerry Seinfeld | 68%
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| "God has given you one face and you make yourself another | William Shakespeare | 65%
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| "I'd beat you, but I would infect my hands" | William Shakespeare | 55%
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| "I'll set my ten commandments in your face" | William Shakespeare | 42%
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| "Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death." | Jerry Seinfeld | 32%
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| "It's like a barber's chair that fits all the buttocks" | William Shakespeare | 32%
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| "To live is to keep moving" | Jerry Seinfeld | 26%
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