Jerry Seinfeld or William Shakespeare? - Statistics

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Question Answer % Correct
"Why is nice bad. What kind of sick society are we living in where nice is bad?" Jerry Seinfeld
94%
"Away, you three-inch fool!" William Shakespeare
90%
"This is business, I have to humiliate myself" Jerry Seinfeld
87%
"You lump of foul deformity!" William Shakespeare
87%
"Expectation is the root of all heartache" William Shakespeare
81%
"I can't compete in a normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable!" Jerry Seinfeld
77%
"98% of the human endeavor is killing time" Jerry Seinfeld
74%
"I wish you all the joy of the worm" William Shakespeare
74%
"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence that people are thinking" Jerry Seinfeld
68%
"God has given you one face and you make yourself another William Shakespeare
65%
"I'd beat you, but I would infect my hands" William Shakespeare
55%
"I'll set my ten commandments in your face" William Shakespeare
42%
"Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death." Jerry Seinfeld
32%
"It's like a barber's chair that fits all the buttocks" William Shakespeare
32%
"To live is to keep moving" Jerry Seinfeld
26%
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