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Antimatter Condensers
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Have 1 antimatter condenser.
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Antibatter
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Have 50 antimatter condensers.
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Quirky quarks
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Have 100 antimatter condensers.
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It does matter!
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Have 150 antimatter condensers.
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Molecular maestro
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Have 200 antimatter condensers.
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Walk the planck
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Have 250 antimatter condensers.
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Microcosm
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Have 300 antimatter condensers.
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Scientists baffled everywhere
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Have 350 antimatter condensers.
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Exotic matter
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Have 400 antimatter condensers.
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Downsizing
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Have 450 antimatter condensers.
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A matter of perspective
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Have 500 antimatter condensers.
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What a concept
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Have 550 antimatter condensers.
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Particular tastes
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Have 600 antimatter condensers.
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Nuclear throne
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Have 650 antimatter condensers.
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What's the dark matter with you
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Have 700 antimatter condensers.
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Not 20 years away forever
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Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
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Supermassive
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Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
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Infinitesimal
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Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
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Powers of ten
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Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
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Chubby hadrons
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Prisms
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Have 1 prism.
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Lone photon
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Have 50 prisms.
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Dazzling glimmer
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Have 100 prisms.
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Blinding flash
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Have 150 prisms.
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Unending glow
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Have 200 prisms.
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Rise and shine
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Have 250 prisms.
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Bright future
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Have 300 prisms.
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Harmony of the spheres
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Have 350 prisms.
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At the end of the tunnel
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Have 400 prisms.
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My eyes
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Have 450 prisms.
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Optical illusion
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Have 500 prisms.
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You'll never shine if you don't glow
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Have 550 prisms.
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A light snack
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Have 600 prisms.
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Making light of the situation
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Have 650 prisms.
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Enlightenment
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Have 700 prisms.
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Bright side of the Moon
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Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
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Praise the sun
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Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
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A still more glorious dawn
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Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
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Now the dark days are gone
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Reach level 10 prisms.
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Palettable
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Chancemakers
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Have 1 chancemaker.
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Lucked out
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Have 50 chancemakers.
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What are the odds
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Have 100 chancemakers.
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Grandma needs a new pair of shoes
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Have 150 chancemakers.
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Million to one shot, doc
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Have 200 chancemakers.
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As luck would have it
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Have 250 chancemakers.
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Ever in your favor
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Have 300 chancemakers.
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Be a lady
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Have 350 chancemakers.
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Dicey business
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Have 400 chancemakers.
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Maybe a chance in hell, actually
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Have 450 chancemakers.
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Jackpot
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Have 500 chancemakers.
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You'll never know if you don't go
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Have 550 chancemakers.
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Tempting fate
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Have 600 chancemakers.
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Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.
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Have 650 chancemakers.
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Never tell me the odds
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Have 700 chancemakers.
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Riding the Mersenne twister
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Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
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Fingers crossed
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Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
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Just a statistic
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Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
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Murphy's wild guess
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Reach level 10 chancemakers.
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Let's leaf it at that
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Fractal Engines
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Have 1 fractal engine.
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Self-contained
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Have 50 fractal engines.
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Threw you for a loop
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Have 100 fractal engines.
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The sum of its parts
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Have 150 fractal engines.
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Bears repeating
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Have 200 fractal engines.
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More of the same
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Have 250 fractal engines.
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Last recurse
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Have 300 fractal engines.
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Out of one, many
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Have 350 fractal engines.
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An example of recursion
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Have 400 fractal engines.
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For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title |
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Have 450 fractal engines.
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I'm so meta, even this achievement
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Have 500 fractal engines.
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Never get bored
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Have 550 fractal engines.
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Tautological
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Have 600 fractal engines.
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In and of itself
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Have 650 fractal engines.
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Blowing an Apollonian gasket
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Have 700 fractal engines.
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Divide and conquer
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Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines. |
The needs of the many
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Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines. |
Eating its own
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Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines. |
We must go deeper
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Reach level 10 fractal engines.
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Sierpinski rhomboids
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Javascript Consoles
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Have 1 javascript console.
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F12
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Have 50 javascript consoles.
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Variable success
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Have 100 javascript consoles.
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No comments
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Have 150 javascript consoles.
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Up to code
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Have 200 javascript consoles.
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Works on my machine
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Have 250 javascript consoles.
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Technical debt
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Have 300 javascript consoles.
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Mind your language
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Have 350 javascript consoles.
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Inconsolable
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Have 400 javascript consoles.
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Closure
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Have 450 javascript consoles.
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Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere |
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Have 500 javascript consoles.
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Taking the back streets
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Have 550 javascript consoles. "Or as the French call them, mustache boxes. Go well with quotes." |
Curly braces
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Have 600 javascript consoles. "Hello, this is a duck typing. Got any grapes?" |
Duck typing
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Have 650 javascript consoles.
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Get with the program
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Have 700 javascript consoles. "Problem exists in my mouth." |
Pebcakes
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Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles. |
Inherited prototype
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Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles. |
A model of document object
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Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles. |
First-class citizen
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Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
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Alexandria
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Idleverses
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Have 1 idleverse.
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They'll never know what hit 'em
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Have 50 idleverses.
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Well-versed
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Have 100 idleverses.
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Ripe for the picking
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Have 150 idleverses.
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Unreal
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Have 200 idleverses.
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Once you've seen one
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Have 250 idleverses.
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Spoils and plunder
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Have 300 idleverses. "Come watch TV?" |
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere
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Have 350 idleverses.
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Hyperspace expressway
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Have 400 idleverses.
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Versatile
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Have 450 idleverses.
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You are inevitable
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Have 500 idleverses.
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Away from this place
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Have 550 idleverses.
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Everywhere at once
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Have 600 idleverses.
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Reject reality, substitute your own
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Have 650 idleverses.
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Lost your cosmic marbles
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Have 700 idleverses.
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Greener on the other sides
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Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
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Fringe
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Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses. |
Coherence
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Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses. |
Earth-616
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Reach level 10 idleverses.
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Strange topologies
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Cortex Bakers
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Have 1 cortex baker.
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It's big brain time
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Have 50 cortex bakers.
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Just my imagination
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Have 100 cortex bakers.
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Now there's an idea
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Have 150 cortex bakers.
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The organ that named itself
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Have 200 cortex bakers.
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Gyrification
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Have 250 cortex bakers.
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A trademarked portmanteau of "imagination" and "engineering" |
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Have 300 cortex bakers.
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Mindfulness
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Have 350 cortex bakers.
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The 10% myth
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Have 400 cortex bakers.
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Don't think about it too hard
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Have 450 cortex bakers.
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Though fool seldom differ
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Have 500 cortex bakers.
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Looking kind of dumb
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Have 550 cortex bakers.
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A beautiful mind
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Have 600 cortex bakers.
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Cardinal synapses
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Have 650 cortex bakers.
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By will alone I set my mind in motion
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Have 700 cortex bakers.
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Where is my mind
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Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers. |
Positive thinking
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Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. |
The thought that counts
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Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. |
Unthinkable
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Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
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Gifted
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You
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Have 1 You.
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My own clone
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Have 50 You.
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Multiplicity
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Have 100 You.
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Born for this job
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Have 150 You.
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Episode II
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Have 200 You.
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Copy that
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Have 250 You.
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Life finds a way
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Have 300 You.
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Overcrowding
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Have 350 You.
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Strength in numbers
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Have 400 You.
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Army of me
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Have 450 You. "Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and wonder... What is going on inside your head?" |
Know thyself
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Have 500 You.
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Didn't make sense not to live
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Have 550 You.
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Genetic bottleneck
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Have 600 You.
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Despite everything, it's still you
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Have 650 You.
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Everyone everywhere at once
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Have 700 You.
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Self-made
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Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
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Self-made
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Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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Reproducible results
|
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Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you
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Reach level 10 You.
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Self-improvement
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Buildings and Upgrades
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Own 100 buildings.
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Builder
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Own 500 buildings.
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Architect
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Own 1,000 buildings.
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Engineer
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Own 2,500 buildings. "He saw the vast plains stretching ahead of : let there be civilization." |
Lord of Constructs
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Own 5,000 buildings. "They'll remember you forever!" |
Grand design
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Own 7,500 buildings. "Getting a wee bit cramped. |
Ecumenopolis
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Have 10,000 buildings. "At this point, most of your assets lie in real estate." |
Myriad
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Purchase 20 upgrades.
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Enhancer
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Purchase 50 upgrades.
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Augmenter
|
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Purchase 100 upgrades.
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Upgrader
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Purchase 200 upgrades. "One can always do better. But should you?" |
Lord of Progress
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Purchase 300 upgrades. "So that's where that fits in!" |
The full picture
|
Purchase 400 upgrades. "...keep going." |
When there's nothing left to add
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Purchase 500 upgrades. "Just a little more." |
Kaizen
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Purchase 600 upgrades. "Dwarfing all of mankind's accomplishments." |
Beyond quality
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Purchase 700 upgrades. "But don't let that stop you!" |
Oft we mar what's well
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Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
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All the stars in heaven
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Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. "Excellence doesn't happen overnight - it usually takes a good couple days." |
Polymath
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Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. "If you have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants - a mysterious species of towering humanoids until now thought long-extinct." |
Renaissance baker
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Have at least 1 of every building.
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One with everything
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Have at least 1 of the most expensive building, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128). |
Mathematician
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Have 10 of the most expensive building, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on. |
Base 10
|
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Have at least 100 of everything.
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Centennial
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Have at least 150 of everything.
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Centennial and a half
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Have at least 200 of everything. "You crazy person." |
Bicentannial
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Have at least 250 of everything. "Keep on truckin'." |
Bicentennial and a half
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Have at least 300 of everything. "Can't stop, won't stop. Probably should stop, though." |
Tricentennial
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Have at least 350 of everything. "(it's free real estate)" |
Tricentennial and a half
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Have at least 400 of everything. "You've had to do horrible things to get this far. Horrible... horrible things." |
Quadricentennial
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Have at least 450 of everything. "At this point, you might just be compensating for something." |
Quadricentennial and a half
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Have at least 500 of everything. "Some people would say you're halfway there. We do not care for those people and their reckless sense of unchecked optimism." |
Quincentennial
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Have at least 550 of everything. "This won't fill the churning void inside, you know." |
Quincentennial and a half
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Have at least 600 of everything. "Hey, nice milestone!" |
Sexcentennial
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Have at least 650 of everything. "Hope you're enjoying the grind so far! It gets worse." |
Sexcentennial and a half
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Have at least 700 of everything. "In this economy?" |
Septcentennial
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Golden Cookies
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Click a golden cookie.
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Golden cookie
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Click 7 golden cookies.
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Lucky cookie
|
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Click 27 golden cookies.
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A stroke of luck
|
Click 77 golden cookies. "You should really go to bed." |
Fortune
|
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Click 777 golden cookies.
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Leprechaun
|
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Click 7,777 golden cookies.
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Black cat's paw
|
Click a golden cookie less than one second after it spawns. |
Early bird
|
Click a golden cookie less than one second before it dies. |
Fading luck
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Miscellaneous
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Have your reinforced membrane protect your shimmering veil. |
Thick-skinned
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Own 10 kitten upgrades. "Jellicles can and jellicles do! Make sure to watch your jellicles every day!" |
Jellicles
|
Dunk the cookie. "You did it!" |
Cookie-dunker
|
Click the tiny cookie. "These aren't the cookies you're clicking for." |
Tiny cookie
|
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Give your bakery a name.
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What's in a name
|
Click this achievement slot. "All you had to do was ask." |
Here you go
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Click on the news ticker 50 times. "Page 6: Mad individual clicks on picture of pastry in a futile attempt to escape boredom! Also page 6: British parliament ate my baby!" |
Tabloid addiction
|
Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it. "Narrow in here or is it just me?" |
Stifling the press
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Find the forgotten madeleine. "DashNet Farms remembers." |
Olden days
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Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times. |
Neverclick
|
Click really, really fast. "Well I'll be!" |
Uncanny clicker
|
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Grandmapocalypse
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Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
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Grandmapocalypse
|
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Click a wrath cookie.
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Wrath cookie
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Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. "we are eternal" |
Elder nap
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Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. "our mind outlives the universe" |
Elder slumber
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Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. "we have fed" |
Elder calm
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Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it. "Also the name of a card game popular in retirement homes." |
Wrinkler poker
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Burst 1 wrinkler.
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Itchscratcher
|
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Burst 50 wrinklers.
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Wrinklesquisher
|
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Burst 200 wrinklers.
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Moistburster
|
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Sugar Lumps
|
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Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
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Dude, sweet
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Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
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Sugar rush
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Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps. "My lumps my lumps my lumps." |
Year's worth of cavities
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Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe. |
Hand-picked
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Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
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Sugar sugar
|
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Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
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Sweetmeats
|
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Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
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Maillard reaction
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Seasons
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Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie. --------------------------------------------------------------- Owning this achievement makes Halloween-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs. |
Spooky cookies
|
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Reach Santa's 7th form.
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Coming to town
|
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Reach Santa's final form.
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All hail Santa
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Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie. --------------------------------------------------------------- Owning this achievement makes Christmas-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs. |
Let it snow
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Pop 1 reindeer.
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Oh deer
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Pop 50 reindeer.
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Sleigh of hand
|
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Pop 200 reindeer.
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Reindeer sleigher
|
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Pop a reindeer during a elder frenzy.
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Eldeer
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Click one of Santa's helpers during Christmas season. |
Baby it's old outside
|
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Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
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Lovely cookies
|
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Unlock 1 egg.
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The hunt is on
|
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Unlock 7 eggs.
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Egging on
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Unlock 14 eggs.
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Mass Easteria
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Unlock all the eggs. --------------------------------------------------------------- Owning this achievement makes eggs drop more frequently in future playthroughs. |
Hide & seek champion
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Ascension
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Complete your dragon's training.
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Here be dragon
|
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Ascend at least once.
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Rebirth
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Ascend 10 times.
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Resurrection
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Ascend 100 times.
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Reincarnation
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Ascend with 1 million cookies baked. "Easy come, easy go." |
Sacrifice
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Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked. "Back to square one." |
Oblivion
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Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked. "It's been fun." |
From scratch
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Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. "There are many things that need to be erased." |
Nihilism
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Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. "Presto! ...where'd the cookies go?" |
Dematerialize
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Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. "To summarize : really not very much at all." |
Nil zero zilch
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Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. "Your cookies are now on a higher plane of being." |
Transcendance
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Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. "Resistance is futile, albeit entertaining." |
Obliterate
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Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. "You now have so few cookies that it's almost like you have a negative amount of them." |
Negative void
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Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. "Very well then." |
To crumbs, you say?
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Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. "Good day sir!" |
You get nothing
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Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. "Started from the bottom, now we're here." |
Humble rebeginnings
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Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. "(as we know it)" |
The end of the world
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Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. "Missed us?" |
Oh, you're back
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Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. "All rise." |
Lazarus
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Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. "It's like you just appeared out of the blue!" |
Smurf account
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Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again. But isn't that the definition of insanity?" |
If at first you don't succeed
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Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked. "That is not dead which can eternal click." |
No more room in hell
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Milestones
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Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased. |
Hardcore
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Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
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Wholesome
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Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge). |
No time like the present
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Own every fortune upgrade. --------------------------------------------------------------- Owning this achievement makes fortunes appear twice as often; unlocked fortune upgrades also have a 40% chance to carry over after ascending. |
O Fortuna
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Cast 9 spells.
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Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
|
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Cast 99 spells.
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I'm the wiz
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Cast 999 spells. "I'm a what?" |
A wizard is you
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Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
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Botany enthusiant
|
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Harvest 1000 mature garden plants.
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Green, aching thumb
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Fill every tile of the largest garden plot with plants. "Isn't tending to these precious little plants so rock and/or roll?" |
In the garden of Eden (baby)
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Unlock every garden seed.
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Keeper of the convervatory
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Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets. --------------------------------------------------------------- Owning this achievement makes seeds 5% cheaper, plants mature 5% sooner, and plant upgrades drop 5% more. |
Seedless to nay
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Make your first stock market profit.
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Initial public offering
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Own at least 100 of every stock market stock. "Gotta pump those numbers up!" |
Rookie numbers
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Own at least 500 of every stock market stock. "What kind of individual is out there cramming camels through needle holes anyways?" |
No nobility in poverty
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Own at least 1,000 of a stock market stock.
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Full warehouses
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Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in one sale.
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Make my day
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Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in one purchase.
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Buy buy buy
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Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters. |
Pyramid scheme
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Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million. |
Liquid assets
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Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. "Really got 'em buttered!" |
Debt evasion
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This is for baking 100 trillion cookies and making it on the local news. "We're all so proud of you." |
You win a cookie
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Unlock the final building. "Everyone's here. (Parade.gif) Won't you have some cookies too?" |
Cookie Clicker
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Shadow Achievements
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Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously. "Fairly rare, considering cookies don't even have leaves." |
Four-leaf cookie
|
Click 27,777 golden cookies. "Enough for one of those funky horses that graze near your factories." |
Seven horseshoes
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Harvest a golden sugar lump.
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All-natural cane sugar
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Ascend 1,000 times. "Oh hey, it's you again." |
Endless cycle
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Hack in some cookies.
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Cheated cookies taste awful
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Name yourself Orteil. Note : usurpers incur a -1% CpS penalty until they rename themselves something else. "But that's not you, is it?" |
God complex
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Use an add-on. "Some find vanilla to be the most boring flavor." |
Third-party
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Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
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When the cookies ascend just right
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Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
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Speed baking I
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Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
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Speed baking II
|
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Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
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Speed baking III
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Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks. "This kinda defeats the whole purpose, doesn't it?" |
True Neverclick
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Shape your clones to resemble grandmas. "There she is." |
In her likeness
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You have 1 chance in 1 million every second of earning this achievement. |
Just plain lucky
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Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler. "You monster!" |
Last Chance to See
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Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year. "Thank you so much for playing Cookie Clicker!" |
So much to do so much to see
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Have your stock market profits surpass a year of CpS ($31,536,000). |
Gaseous assets
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