Cookie Clicker: Every Single Achievement

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Cookies Baked in One Ascension
Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Wake and bake
Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Making some dough
Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
So baked right now
Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Fledgling bakery
Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Affluent bakery
Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
World-famous bakery
Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Cosmic bakery
Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Galactic bakery
Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Universal bakery
Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Timeless bakery
Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Infinite bakery
Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Immortal bakery
Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Don't stop me now
Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
You can stop now
Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Cookies all the way down
Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Overdose
Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
How?
Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
The land of milk and cookies
Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension. "The milk must flow!"
He who controls the cookies controls the universe
Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Tonight on Hoarders
Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Are you gonna eat all that?
Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
We're gonna need a bigger bakery
Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension. "A cookie is just what we tell each other it is."
In the mouth of madness
Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Brought to you by the letter (cookie)
Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Set for life
Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Panic! at Nabisco
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Bursting at the seams
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Just about full
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Hungry for more
Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Feed me, Orteil
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
And then what?
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
I think it's safe to say you've got it made
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
A sometimes food
Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Not enough of a good thing
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Horn of plenty
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Large and in charge
Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Absolutely stuffed
Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. "Just the one!"
It's only wafer-thin
Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Think big
Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Hypersize me
Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Max capacity
Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Fake it till you bake it
Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
History in the baking
Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
What do you get for the baker who has everything
Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Bottomless pit
Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Rainy day fund
Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
And a little extra
 
 
Cookies Per Second
Bake 1 cookie per second.
Casual baking
Bake 10 cookies per second.
Hardcore baking
Bake 100 cookies per second.
Steady tasty stream
Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Cookie monster
Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Mass producer
Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Cookie vortex
Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Cookie pulsar
Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Cookie quasar
Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Oh hey, you're still here
Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Let's never bake again
Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
A world filled with cookies
Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour
Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Fast and delicious
Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second. "Tastier than a hertz donut, anyway."
Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz
Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Woops, you solved world hunger
Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second. "Mother nature will be like: "slowwwww dowwwwwn"."
Turbopuns
Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Faster menner
Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
And yet you're still hungry
Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
The Abakening
Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?
Bake 1 septillion cookies per second. "Wow!"
Fast
Bake 10 septillion cookies per second. "How did we not make that one yet?"
Knead for speed
Bake 100 septillion cookies per second. "Didn't make sense not to click for fun."
Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming
Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center
Bake 10 octillion cookies per second. "How can you have any cookies if you don't bake your dough?"
The proof of the cookie is in the baking
Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing
Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Running with scissors
Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Rarefied air
Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Push it to the limit
Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Green cookies sleep furiously
Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Leisurely pace
Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Hypersonic
Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Gotta go fast
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Bake him away, toys
Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
You're #1 so why try harder
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Haven't even begun to peak
Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
What did we even eat before these
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Heavy flow
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
More you say?
Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Keep going until I say stop
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
But I didn't say stop, did I?
Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
With unrivaled fervor
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
I am speed
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
And on and on
Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Everything happens so much
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
I'll rest when I'm dead
Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Can we get much higher
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)
 
 
Clicking
Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Clicktastic
Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Clickathlon
Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Clickolympics
Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Clickorama
Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Clickasmic
Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Clickageddon
Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Clicknarok
Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Clickastrophe
Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Clickataclysm
Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking. "(of ultimate destiny.)"
The ultimate clickdown
Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
All the other kids with the pumped up clicks
Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
One...more...click...
Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Clickety split
Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Ain't that a click in the head
Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
What's not clicking
 
 
Cursors
Have 1 cursor.
Click
Have 2 cursors.
Double-click
Have 50 cursors.
Mouse wheel
Have 100 cursors.
Of Mice and Men
Have 200 cursors.
The Digital
Have 300 cursors.
Extreme polydactyly
Have 400 cursors.
Dr. T
Have 500 cursors. "& KNUCKLES"
Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals
Have 600 cursors.
With her finger and her thumb
Have 700 cursors.
Gotta hand it to you
Have 800 cursors.
The devil's workshop
Have 900 cursors.
All on deck
Have 1000 cursors. "Boy, are my arms tired!"
A round of applause
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Click delegator
Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Finger clickin' good
Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Click (starring Adam Sandler)
Reach level 10 cursors.
Freaky jazz hands
 
 
Grandmas
Sell a grandma. "I thought you loved me."
Just wrong
Own at least 7 grandma types.
Elder
Own at least 14 grandma types. "14's a crowd!"
Veteran
Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors. "Let me guess. Someone stole your cookie."
The elder scrolls
Have 1 grandma.
Grandma's cookies
Have 50 grandmas.
Sloppy kisses
Have 100 grandmas.
Retirement home
Have 150 grandmas.
Friend of the ancients
Have 200 grandmas.
Ruler of the ancients
Have 250 grandmas.
The old never bothered me anyway
Have 300 grandmas.
The agemaster
Have 350 grandmas.
To oldly go
Have 400 grandmas.
Aged well
Have 450 grandmas.
101st birthday
Have 500 grandmas.
But wait 'til you get older
Have 550 grandmas.
Defense of the ancients
Have 600 grandmas.
Okay boomer
Have 650 grandmas.
They moistly come at night
Have 700 grandmas.
And now you're even older
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Gushing grannies
Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Panic at the bingo
Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Frantiquities
Reach level 10 grandmas.
Methuselah
 
 
Farms
Have 1 farm.
Bought the farm
Have 50 farms.
Reap what you sow
Have 100 farms.
Farm ill
Have 150 farms.
Perfected agriculture
Have 200 farms.
Homegrown
Have 250 farms.
Gardener extraordinaire
Have 300 farms.
Seedy business
Have 350 farms.
You and the beanstalk
Have 400 farms.
Harvest moon
Have 450 farms.
Make like a tree
Have 500 farms.
Sharpest tool in the shed
Have 550 farms.
Overripe
Have 600 farms.
In the green
Have 650 farms.
It's grown on you
Have 700 farms.
Au naturel
Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
I hate manure
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Rake in the dough
Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Overgrowth
Reach level 10 farms.
Huge tracts of land
 
 
Mines
Have 1 mine.
You know the drill
Have 50 mines.
Excavation site
Have 100 mines.
Hollow the planet
Have 150 mines.
Can you dig it
Have 200 mines.
Center of the Earth
Have 250 mines.
Tectonic ambassador
Have 300 mines.
Freak fracking
Have 350 mines.
Romancing the stone
Have 400 mines.
Mine?
Have 450 mines.
Cave story
Have 500 mines.
Hey now, you're a rock
Have 550 mines.
Rock on
Have 600 mines.
Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way.
Have 650 mines.
Don't let the walls cave in on you
Have 700 mines.
Dirt-rich
Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Never dig down
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Quarry on
Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Sedimentalism
Reach level 10 mines.
D-d-d-d-deeper
 
 
Factories
Have 1 factory.
Production chain
Have 50 factories.
Industrial revolution
Have 100 factories.
Global warming
Have 150 factories.
Ultimate automation
Have 200 factories.
Technocracy
Have 250 factories.
Rise of the machines
Have 300 factories.
Modern times
Have 350 factories.
Ex machina
Have 400 factories.
In full gear
Have 450 factories.
In-cog-neata
Have 500 factories.
Break the mold
Have 550 factories.
Self-manmade man
Have 600 factories.
The wheels of progress
Have 650 factories.
Replaced by robots
Have 700 factories.
Bots build bots
Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
The incredible machine
Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Yes I love technology
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Labor of love
Reach level 10 factories.
Patently genuis
 
 
Banks
Have 1 bank.
Pretty penny
Have 50 banks.
Fit the bill
Have 100 banks.
A loan in the dark
Have 150 banks.
Need for greed
Have 200 banks.
It's the economy, stupid
Have 250 banks.
Acquire currency
Have 300 banks.
The nerve of war
Have 350 banks.
And I need it now
Have 400 banks.
Treacle tart economics
Have 450 banks.
Save your breath because that's all you've got left
Have 500 banks.
Get the show on, get paid
Have 550 banks.
Checks out
Have 600 banks.
That's rich
Have 650 banks. "Imagine how it would be, to be at the top making cash money."
Financial prodigy
Have 700 banks.
Getting that bag
Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Vested interest
Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Paid in full
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Reverse funnel system
Reach level 10 banks.
A capital idea
 
 
Temples
Have 1 temple.
Your time to shrine
Have 50 temples.
Shady sect
Have 100 temples.
New-age cult
Have 150 temples.
Organized religion
Have 200 temples.
Fanaticism
Have 250 temples.
Zealotry
Have 300 temples.
Wololo
Have 350 temples.
Pray on the weak
Have 400 temples.
Holy cookies, grandma!
Have 450 temples.
Vengeful and almighty
Have 500 temples.
My world's on fire, how about yours
Have 550 temples.
Living on a prayer
Have 600 temples.
Peaches and cream
Have 650 temples.
I will pray to a big god
Have 700 temples.
The leader is good, the leader is great
Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
New world order
Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Church of cookiology
Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Thus spoke you
Reach level 10 temples.
It belongs in a bakery
 
 
Wizard Towers
Have 1 wizard tower.
Bewitched
Have 50 wizard towers.
The sorcerer's apprentice
Have 100 wizard towers.
Charms and enchantments
Have 150 wizard towers.
Curses and maledictions
Have 200 wizard towers.
Magic kingdom
Have 250 wizard towers.
The wizarding world
Have 300 wizard towers.
And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience
Have 350 wizard towers.
It's a kind of magic
Have 400 wizard towers. "(Unrelated to the Cookie Clicker feature of the same name.)"
The Prestige
Have 450 wizard towers.
Spell it out for you
Have 500 wizard towers.
The meteor men beg to differ
Have 550 wizard towers.
Higitus figitus migitus mum
Have 600 wizard towers.
Magic thinking
Have 650 wizard towers.
Shosple Colupis
Have 700 wizard towers.
You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Hocus Pocus
Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Too many rabbits, not enough hats
Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Manafest destiny
Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Motormouth
 
 
Shipments
Have 1 shipment.
Expedition
Have 50 shipments.
Galactic highway
Have 100 shipments.
Far far away
Have 150 shipments.
Type II civilization
Have 200 shipments.
We come in peace
Have 250 shipments.
Parsec-masher
Have 300 shipments.
It's not delivery
Have 350 shipments.
Make it so
Have 400 shipments.
That's just peanuts to space
Have 450 shipments. "It's too far away..."
Space space space space space
Have 500 shipments.
Only shooting stars
Have 550 shipments.
The incredible journey
Have 600 shipments. "Yes, there is. You're currently using it as filling for experimental flavor prototype #810657."
Is there life on Mars?
Have 650 shipments.
False vacuum
Have 700 shipments.
Signed, sealed, delivered.
Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
And beyond
Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
The most precious cargo
Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
Reach level 10 shipments.
Been there done that
 
 
Alchemy Labs
Have 1 alchemy lab.
Transmutation
Have 50 alchemy labs.
Transmogrification
Have 100 alchemy labs.
Gold member
Have 150 alchemy labs.
Gild wars
Have 200 alchemy labs.
The secrets of the universe
Have 250 alchemy labs.
The work of a lifetime
Have 300 alchemy labs.
Gold, Jerry! Gold!
Have 350 alchemy labs.
All that glitters is gold
Have 400 alchemy labs.
Worth its weight in lead
Have 450 alchemy labs.
Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change
Have 500 alchemy labs.
We could all use a little change
Have 550 alchemy labs.
Just a phase
Have 600 alchemy labs.
Bad chemistry
Have 650 alchemy labs.
Metallic taste
Have 700 alchemy labs. "These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect cookies."
Sugar, spice, and everything nice
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Magnum Opus
Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
The Aureate
Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
I've got the Midas touch
Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Phlogisticated substances
 
 
Portals
Have 1 portal.
A whole new world
Have 50 portals.
Now you're thinking
Have 100 portals.
Dimensional shift
Have 150 portals.
Brain-split
Have 200 portals.
Realm of the Mad God
Have 250 portals.
A place lost in time
Have 300 portals.
Forbidden zone
Have 350 portals.
Here he comes
Have 400 portals.
What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex
Have 450 portals.
Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear
Have 500 portals.
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
Have 550 portals.
Don't let me leave, Murph
Have 600 portals.
Reduced to gibbering heaps
Have 650 portals.
Swiss cheese
Have 700 portals.
Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
With strange eons
Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Even more hideous
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Which eternal lie
Reach level 10 portals.
Bizarro world
 
 
Time Machines
Have 1 time machine.
Time warp
Have 50 time machines.
Alternate timeline
Have 100 time machines.
Rewriting history
Have 150 time machines.
Time duke
Have 200 time machines.
Forever and ever
Have 250 time machines.
Heat death
Have 300 time machines.
cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com
Have 350 time machines.
Way back then
Have 400 time machines.
Invited to yesterday's party
Have 450 time machines.
Groundhog day
Have 500 time machines.
The years start coming
Have 550 time machines.
Caveman to cosmos
Have 600 time machines.
Back already?
Have 650 time machines.
But the future refused to change
Have 700 time machines.
I only meant to stay a while
Make 100 sexdecillion cookies just from time machines.
Spacetime jigamaroo
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Be kind, rewind
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Déjà vu
Reach level 10 time machines.
The long now
Antimatter Condensers
Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Antibatter
Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Quirky quarks
Have 100 antimatter condensers.
It does matter!
Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Molecular maestro
Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Walk the planck
Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Microcosm
Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Scientists baffled everywhere
Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Exotic matter
Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Downsizing
Have 450 antimatter condensers.
A matter of perspective
Have 500 antimatter condensers.
What a concept
Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Particular tastes
Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Nuclear throne
Have 650 antimatter condensers.
What's the dark matter with you
Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Not 20 years away forever
Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Supermassive
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Infinitesimal
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Powers of ten
Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Chubby hadrons
 
 
Prisms
Have 1 prism.
Lone photon
Have 50 prisms.
Dazzling glimmer
Have 100 prisms.
Blinding flash
Have 150 prisms.
Unending glow
Have 200 prisms.
Rise and shine
Have 250 prisms.
Bright future
Have 300 prisms.
Harmony of the spheres
Have 350 prisms.
At the end of the tunnel
Have 400 prisms.
My eyes
Have 450 prisms.
Optical illusion
Have 500 prisms.
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Have 550 prisms.
A light snack
Have 600 prisms.
Making light of the situation
Have 650 prisms.
Enlightenment
Have 700 prisms.
Bright side of the Moon
Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Praise the sun
Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
A still more glorious dawn
Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Now the dark days are gone
Reach level 10 prisms.
Palettable
 
 
Chancemakers
Have 1 chancemaker.
Lucked out
Have 50 chancemakers.
What are the odds
Have 100 chancemakers.
Grandma needs a new pair of shoes
Have 150 chancemakers.
Million to one shot, doc
Have 200 chancemakers.
As luck would have it
Have 250 chancemakers.
Ever in your favor
Have 300 chancemakers.
Be a lady
Have 350 chancemakers.
Dicey business
Have 400 chancemakers.
Maybe a chance in hell, actually
Have 450 chancemakers.
Jackpot
Have 500 chancemakers.
You'll never know if you don't go
Have 550 chancemakers.
Tempting fate
Have 600 chancemakers.
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.
Have 650 chancemakers.
Never tell me the odds
Have 700 chancemakers.
Riding the Mersenne twister
Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Fingers crossed
Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Just a statistic
Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Murphy's wild guess
Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Let's leaf it at that
 
 
Fractal Engines
Have 1 fractal engine.
Self-contained
Have 50 fractal engines.
Threw you for a loop
Have 100 fractal engines.
The sum of its parts
Have 150 fractal engines.
Bears repeating
Have 200 fractal engines.
More of the same
Have 250 fractal engines.
Last recurse
Have 300 fractal engines.
Out of one, many
Have 350 fractal engines.
An example of recursion
Have 400 fractal engines.
For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title
Have 450 fractal engines.
I'm so meta, even this achievement
Have 500 fractal engines.
Never get bored
Have 550 fractal engines.
Tautological
Have 600 fractal engines.
In and of itself
Have 650 fractal engines.
Blowing an Apollonian gasket
Have 700 fractal engines.
Divide and conquer
Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
The needs of the many
Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Eating its own
Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
We must go deeper
Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Sierpinski rhomboids
 
 
Javascript Consoles
Have 1 javascript console.
F12
Have 50 javascript consoles.
Variable success
Have 100 javascript consoles.
No comments
Have 150 javascript consoles.
Up to code
Have 200 javascript consoles.
Works on my machine
Have 250 javascript consoles.
Technical debt
Have 300 javascript consoles.
Mind your language
Have 350 javascript consoles.
Inconsolable
Have 400 javascript consoles.
Closure
Have 450 javascript consoles.
Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere
Have 500 javascript consoles.
Taking the back streets
Have 550 javascript consoles. "Or as the French call them, mustache boxes. Go well with quotes."
Curly braces
Have 600 javascript consoles. "Hello, this is a duck typing. Got any grapes?"
Duck typing
Have 650 javascript consoles.
Get with the program
Have 700 javascript consoles. "Problem exists in my mouth."
Pebcakes
Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Inherited prototype
Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
A model of document object
Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
First-class citizen
Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Alexandria
 
 
Idleverses
Have 1 idleverse.
They'll never know what hit 'em
Have 50 idleverses.
Well-versed
Have 100 idleverses.
Ripe for the picking
Have 150 idleverses.
Unreal
Have 200 idleverses.
Once you've seen one
Have 250 idleverses.
Spoils and plunder
Have 300 idleverses. "Come watch TV?"
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere
Have 350 idleverses.
Hyperspace expressway
Have 400 idleverses.
Versatile
Have 450 idleverses.
You are inevitable
Have 500 idleverses.
Away from this place
Have 550 idleverses.
Everywhere at once
Have 600 idleverses.
Reject reality, substitute your own
Have 650 idleverses.
Lost your cosmic marbles
Have 700 idleverses.
Greener on the other sides
Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Fringe
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Coherence
Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Earth-616
Reach level 10 idleverses.
Strange topologies
 
 
Cortex Bakers
Have 1 cortex baker.
It's big brain time
Have 50 cortex bakers.
Just my imagination
Have 100 cortex bakers.
Now there's an idea
Have 150 cortex bakers.
The organ that named itself
Have 200 cortex bakers.
Gyrification
Have 250 cortex bakers.
A trademarked portmanteau of "imagination" and "engineering"
Have 300 cortex bakers.
Mindfulness
Have 350 cortex bakers.
The 10% myth
Have 400 cortex bakers.
Don't think about it too hard
Have 450 cortex bakers.
Though fool seldom differ
Have 500 cortex bakers.
Looking kind of dumb
Have 550 cortex bakers.
A beautiful mind
Have 600 cortex bakers.
Cardinal synapses
Have 650 cortex bakers.
By will alone I set my mind in motion
Have 700 cortex bakers.
Where is my mind
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Positive thinking
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
The thought that counts
Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unthinkable
Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Gifted
 
 
You
Have 1 You.
My own clone
Have 50 You.
Multiplicity
Have 100 You.
Born for this job
Have 150 You.
Episode II
Have 200 You.
Copy that
Have 250 You.
Life finds a way
Have 300 You.
Overcrowding
Have 350 You.
Strength in numbers
Have 400 You.
Army of me
Have 450 You. "Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and wonder... What is going on inside your head?"
Know thyself
Have 500 You.
Didn't make sense not to live
Have 550 You.
Genetic bottleneck
Have 600 You.
Despite everything, it's still you
Have 650 You.
Everyone everywhere at once
Have 700 You.
Self-made
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Self-made
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Reproducible results
Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
That's all you
Reach level 10 You.
Self-improvement
 
 
Buildings and Upgrades
Own 100 buildings.
Builder
Own 500 buildings.
Architect
Own 1,000 buildings.
Engineer
Own 2,500 buildings. "He saw the vast plains stretching ahead of : let there be civilization."
Lord of Constructs
Own 5,000 buildings. "They'll remember you forever!"
Grand design
Own 7,500 buildings. "Getting a wee bit cramped.
Ecumenopolis
Have 10,000 buildings. "At this point, most of your assets lie in real estate."
Myriad
Purchase 20 upgrades.
Enhancer
Purchase 50 upgrades.
Augmenter
Purchase 100 upgrades.
Upgrader
Purchase 200 upgrades. "One can always do better. But should you?"
Lord of Progress
Purchase 300 upgrades. "So that's where that fits in!"
The full picture
Purchase 400 upgrades. "...keep going."
When there's nothing left to add
Purchase 500 upgrades. "Just a little more."
Kaizen
Purchase 600 upgrades. "Dwarfing all of mankind's accomplishments."
Beyond quality
Purchase 700 upgrades. "But don't let that stop you!"
Oft we mar what's well
Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
All the stars in heaven
Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. "Excellence doesn't happen overnight - it usually takes a good couple days."
Polymath
Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. "If you have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants - a mysterious species of towering humanoids until now thought long-extinct."
Renaissance baker
Have at least 1 of every building.
One with everything
Have at least 1 of the most expensive building, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Mathematician
Have 10 of the most expensive building, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Base 10
Have at least 100 of everything.
Centennial
Have at least 150 of everything.
Centennial and a half
Have at least 200 of everything. "You crazy person."
Bicentannial
Have at least 250 of everything. "Keep on truckin'."
Bicentennial and a half
Have at least 300 of everything. "Can't stop, won't stop. Probably should stop, though."
Tricentennial
Have at least 350 of everything. "(it's free real estate)"
Tricentennial and a half
Have at least 400 of everything. "You've had to do horrible things to get this far. Horrible... horrible things."
Quadricentennial
Have at least 450 of everything. "At this point, you might just be compensating for something."
Quadricentennial and a half
Have at least 500 of everything. "Some people would say you're halfway there. We do not care for those people and their reckless sense of unchecked optimism."
Quincentennial
Have at least 550 of everything. "This won't fill the churning void inside, you know."
Quincentennial and a half
Have at least 600 of everything. "Hey, nice milestone!"
Sexcentennial
Have at least 650 of everything. "Hope you're enjoying the grind so far! It gets worse."
Sexcentennial and a half
Have at least 700 of everything. "In this economy?"
Septcentennial
 
 
Golden Cookies
Click a golden cookie.
Golden cookie
Click 7 golden cookies.
Lucky cookie
Click 27 golden cookies.
A stroke of luck
Click 77 golden cookies. "You should really go to bed."
Fortune
Click 777 golden cookies.
Leprechaun
Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Black cat's paw
Click a golden cookie less than one second after it spawns.
Early bird
Click a golden cookie less than one second before it dies.
Fading luck
 
 
Miscellaneous
Have your reinforced membrane protect your shimmering veil.
Thick-skinned
Own 10 kitten upgrades. "Jellicles can and jellicles do! Make sure to watch your jellicles every day!"
Jellicles
Dunk the cookie. "You did it!"
Cookie-dunker
Click the tiny cookie. "These aren't the cookies you're clicking for."
Tiny cookie
Give your bakery a name.
What's in a name
Click this achievement slot. "All you had to do was ask."
Here you go
Click on the news ticker 50 times. "Page 6: Mad individual clicks on picture of pastry in a futile attempt to escape boredom! Also page 6: British parliament ate my baby!"
Tabloid addiction
Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it. "Narrow in here or is it just me?"
Stifling the press
Find the forgotten madeleine. "DashNet Farms remembers."
Olden days
Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Neverclick
Click really, really fast. "Well I'll be!"
Uncanny clicker
 
 
Grandmapocalypse
Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Grandmapocalypse
Click a wrath cookie.
Wrath cookie
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. "we are eternal"
Elder nap
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. "our mind outlives the universe"
Elder slumber
Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. "we have fed"
Elder calm
Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it. "Also the name of a card game popular in retirement homes."
Wrinkler poker
Burst 1 wrinkler.
Itchscratcher
Burst 50 wrinklers.
Wrinklesquisher
Burst 200 wrinklers.
Moistburster
 
 
Sugar Lumps
Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Dude, sweet
Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Sugar rush
Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps. "My lumps my lumps my lumps."
Year's worth of cavities
Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Hand-picked
Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Sugar sugar
Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Sweetmeats
Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Maillard reaction
 
 
Seasons
Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie. --------------------------------------------------------------- Owning this achievement makes Halloween-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs.
Spooky cookies
Reach Santa's 7th form.
Coming to town
Reach Santa's final form.
All hail Santa
Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie. --------------------------------------------------------------- Owning this achievement makes Christmas-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs.
Let it snow
Pop 1 reindeer.
Oh deer
Pop 50 reindeer.
Sleigh of hand
Pop 200 reindeer.
Reindeer sleigher
Pop a reindeer during a elder frenzy.
Eldeer
Click one of Santa's helpers during Christmas season.
Baby it's old outside
Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Lovely cookies
Unlock 1 egg.
The hunt is on
Unlock 7 eggs.
Egging on
Unlock 14 eggs.
Mass Easteria
Unlock all the eggs. --------------------------------------------------------------- Owning this achievement makes eggs drop more frequently in future playthroughs.
Hide & seek champion
 
 
Ascension
Complete your dragon's training.
Here be dragon
Ascend at least once.
Rebirth
Ascend 10 times.
Resurrection
Ascend 100 times.
Reincarnation
Ascend with 1 million cookies baked. "Easy come, easy go."
Sacrifice
Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked. "Back to square one."
Oblivion
Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked. "It's been fun."
From scratch
Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. "There are many things that need to be erased."
Nihilism
Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. "Presto! ...where'd the cookies go?"
Dematerialize
Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. "To summarize : really not very much at all."
Nil zero zilch
Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. "Your cookies are now on a higher plane of being."
Transcendance
Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. "Resistance is futile, albeit entertaining."
Obliterate
Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. "You now have so few cookies that it's almost like you have a negative amount of them."
Negative void
Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. "Very well then."
To crumbs, you say?
Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. "Good day sir!"
You get nothing
Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. "Started from the bottom, now we're here."
Humble rebeginnings
Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. "(as we know it)"
The end of the world
Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. "Missed us?"
Oh, you're back
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. "All rise."
Lazarus
Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. "It's like you just appeared out of the blue!"
Smurf account
Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again. But isn't that the definition of insanity?"
If at first you don't succeed
Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked. "That is not dead which can eternal click."
No more room in hell
 
 
Milestones
Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Hardcore
Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Wholesome
Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
No time like the present
Own every fortune upgrade. --------------------------------------------------------------- Owning this achievement makes fortunes appear twice as often; unlocked fortune upgrades also have a 40% chance to carry over after ascending.
O Fortuna
Cast 9 spells.
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Cast 99 spells.
I'm the wiz
Cast 999 spells. "I'm a what?"
A wizard is you
Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Botany enthusiant
Harvest 1000 mature garden plants.
Green, aching thumb
Fill every tile of the largest garden plot with plants. "Isn't tending to these precious little plants so rock and/or roll?"
In the garden of Eden (baby)
Unlock every garden seed.
Keeper of the convervatory
Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets. --------------------------------------------------------------- Owning this achievement makes seeds 5% cheaper, plants mature 5% sooner, and plant upgrades drop 5% more.
Seedless to nay
Make your first stock market profit.
Initial public offering
Own at least 100 of every stock market stock. "Gotta pump those numbers up!"
Rookie numbers
Own at least 500 of every stock market stock. "What kind of individual is out there cramming camels through needle holes anyways?"
No nobility in poverty
Own at least 1,000 of a stock market stock.
Full warehouses
Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in one sale.
Make my day
Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in one purchase.
Buy buy buy
Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Pyramid scheme
Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Liquid assets
Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. "Really got 'em buttered!"
Debt evasion
This is for baking 100 trillion cookies and making it on the local news. "We're all so proud of you."
You win a cookie
Unlock the final building. "Everyone's here. (Parade.gif) Won't you have some cookies too?"
Cookie Clicker
 
 
Shadow Achievements
Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously. "Fairly rare, considering cookies don't even have leaves."
Four-leaf cookie
Click 27,777 golden cookies. "Enough for one of those funky horses that graze near your factories."
Seven horseshoes
Harvest a golden sugar lump.
All-natural cane sugar
Ascend 1,000 times. "Oh hey, it's you again."
Endless cycle
Hack in some cookies.
Cheated cookies taste awful
Name yourself Orteil. Note : usurpers incur a -1% CpS penalty until they rename themselves something else. "But that's not you, is it?"
God complex
Use an add-on. "Some find vanilla to be the most boring flavor."
Third-party
Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
When the cookies ascend just right
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Speed baking I
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Speed baking II
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Speed baking III
Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks. "This kinda defeats the whole purpose, doesn't it?"
True Neverclick
Shape your clones to resemble grandmas. "There she is."
In her likeness
You have 1 chance in 1 million every second of earning this achievement.
Just plain lucky
Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler. "You monster!"
Last Chance to See
Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year. "Thank you so much for playing Cookie Clicker!"
So much to do so much to see
Have your stock market profits surpass a year of CpS ($31,536,000).
Gaseous assets
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Name all 50 states in the USA. Easy, right?
Can you name the top ten highest-ranked men's national football teams for each of the last ten years?
In each randomized group, name any answer which matches the first category to reveal the second category, etc...
Drag the flag onto the correct state. Careful, though! One wrong move and the game ends.
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