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Geography Now Opening Lines - "K" Countries

These quotes are the opening lines (i.e. everything that is said before the intro) of the Geography Now videos of the countries that start with K. Name the country to which each quote corresponds.
Keep in mind that this is only about the K countries, including two that arguably start with a different letter.
Tip: the difficulty of assigning the quotes to their corresponding videos range from very easy to nearly impossible. I advice you to start with the easier ones and then think about which ones are left
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Last updated: March 22, 2025
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Quote
Country
"Everybody welcome back to a brand new episode of Geography Now, thanks for your patience. I know you've been, [pun with country's name]. Heh heh heh heh heh heh..."
Kuwait
"Guys, no, I'm not gonna do a Borat impression, okay? That movie didn't even have a single [person from country] in it. They filmed the [country] part in a Gypsy village in Romania, and Sacha Baron Cohen was speaking Hebrew half the time. It did however boost their tourism by like tenfolds, so there's that."
Kazakhstan
"Hey, Ken..." "Yeah?" "[pun with country's name] dig this episode?" "You're gonna be doing this the entire episode, aren't you?" "Yeah, you want to get paid right?" "Uh, yeah." "Yeah, then act surprised every time that comes up in a script." "Oh, that's so funny! Wow, I totally see what you did there." "Good boy."
Kenya
"Let me tell you a little story: Once upon a time there were two brothers: Kazakhstan & [country]. The older one was favored by his adoptive father, went to a university, got a good job, built a corporation that employed thousands of people and made billions, whereas the younger brother was like:" "Hah! Nerd. I'm gonna go, like, party in the mountains or something and, like, I don't know. Party and whatever man?" "And that's basically [country]."
Kyrgyzstan
"What's the biggest difference between [part of country's name] and South Korea? Well for one, I say watch their news broadcast. Take note on how they talk about their leaders: "[country's name in local language]의 친애하는 지도자이자 장군님, 김정은..." As opposed to: "이번 주에 문제인 대통령이 중국을 방문했습니다..." Yeah that, I think they have this thing going on with conflict and something about a war. But nah, yeah."
Korea, Democratic People's Republic of
"[country]. It's pronounced [country]. For some weird reason the TI makes an S sound."
Kiribati
"안녕하세요 여러분! 오늘은 특별한 손님이 있습니다... 저희 엄마입니다! Come on in, mom.엄마, 자기소개를 하세요" "안녕하세요! 저는 폴의 엄마입니다." "That's it? We have reached the last and final country of my own personal heritage. So I figured, "Why not go out with a bang and bring my own mom on the show?" You'll gonna love her. And if you don't, I'll basically kill you."
Korea, Republic of
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1 Comments
Gossguy
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Level 68
Mar 22, 2025
For the Korean part, I Google translated the English subtitles, so what you read here doesn't correspond exactly to what he's saying in Korean in the episode. If anyone wants to help out transcribing what he actually said, feel free to reply to this comment.
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