Geography Now Opening Lines - "Q" and "R" Countries

"Here's a tip: just eat something with artificial rasperry flavoring. Okay why is that? You just ate beaver anus extract. [country]. [country]. [country]. And that's how you do it."

"Hey everyone! We've reached [country], the big guy, you've probably heard of him. For this episode, I really wanted a real [person from country] to co-host with me. One guy immediately popped up. Say hi to Mr. Mike. Born and raised in [country] in childhood, speaks the language, knows the culture. This dude is my go-to [country] guy." "Uh, quick disclosure: I've lived here in the States three times longer than I've lived in [country]. That said, where I falter, this is a pre-emptive apology." "Well thank you Mike, either way, uh, it was either you or that Dimitri guy down my street." "The crackhead?" "See how slim our options were? You're the best I got."

"Hey, Singapore!" "Yeah?" "Come here, come here! Alright, meet [country]. Come on in, shake hands. This guy's trying to be the African version of you."

"If any of you have ever had a family reunion, you all know what it's like to have a [country] show up. It's like...yeah, it doesn't matter if you're in a cold dark castle or a tropical beach with margaritas. If you're Latin, you're part of the family."