| Question | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| "Wake up, Delgado. Black box? From Colombia? No more questions? It's obviously a human head." | Luke | 95%
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| "If the men in this house don't start talking to me, I swear to God that I will make life miserable for each and every one of you!" | Gloria | 89%
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| "Don't you have a fraternity to pass out in?" | Alex | 87%
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| "Happy Valen-Birth-Sary!" | Phil | 87%
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| "“Look at them: A minute ago they were babies, and now they're driving, and soon we'll all be dead.” | Claire | 84%
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| "Act like a parent, talk like a peer. I call it ‘peerenting’." | Phil | 82%
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| ”I may not be the tallest or the most athletic, but someday I will be the richest.“ | Manny | 79%
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| "Yes, I've gained a few extra pounds while we were expecting the baby... but that's science. You can't fight it." | Cameron | 71%
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| "This crazy bitch just messed with the wrong crazy bitch." | Haley | 68%
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| "There's a line of ants going to a trick-or-treat bag in my closet, and I don't want to still be here when they get sick of candy." | Luke | 68%
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| "We're gonna have to settle this dispute in court - the Food Court." | Phil | 66%
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| "it's a freak-show! But, it's their freak-show." | Gloria | 63%
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| “If you want to be truly happy in life, surround yourself with people who make you laugh. And also, people who bring snacks.” | Phil | 63%
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| "Well that's attractive. You look like a puppy with a slipper" | Mitchell | 53%
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| "She has super-good hearing, like a seeing eye dog. They have overdeveloped hearing to make up for the fact... wait, the dogs aren't blind. Wait, are they? No, that wouldn't make sense." | Haley | 45%
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