| Question | Answer | % Correct |
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| In BETTER THAN LIFE (2:2), how many children does Rimmer have with Yvonne McGruder? | 7 | 78%
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| Finish the quote from THE LAST DAY (3:6): No Silicon Heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the _____ go? | Calculators | 78%
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| In DNA (4:2), what animal does the Cat accidentally turn Lister into using a DNA modifier? | A chicken | 76%
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| In DEMONS AND ANGELS (5:5), what colour hair does the low version of Holly have? | Black | 76%
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| Finish the quote from LEGION (6:2), after Rimmer wants to step Starbug up to red alert: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean _________. | Changing the bulb | 76%
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| In ME2 (1:6), what type of soup did Rimmer ask to be heated up, ruining his career? | Gazpacho Soup | 76%
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| In MELTDOWN (4:6), who does Lister witness the wax villains executing? | Winnie the Pooh | 76%
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| Which two members of the crew are replaced by alternative versions of themselves in THE INQUISITOR (5:2), after they're judged not to have led worthwhile lives? | Kryten and Lister | 73%
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| In CAMILLE (4:1) the crew encounter Camille, a pleasure GELF. What does the acronym GELF stand for? | Genetically Engineered Life Form | 71%
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| In TIKKA TO RIDE (7:1), who is President John F. Kennedy's real assassin (the shooter on the grassy knoll)? | Himself | 69%
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| In EPIDEME (7:7), which of Lister's body parts is cut off? | His right arm | 69%
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| In EMOHAWK: POLYMORPH II (6:4), how many 'Ech's are in Lister's wife's name? | 8 | 67%
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| Finish the quote from STASIS LEAK (2:4): I've come to warn you, in three million years ______. | You'll be dead | 65%
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| Finish the quote from OUT OF TIME (6:6): Better dead than ____. | Smeg | 63%
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| Finish the quote from MAROONED (3:2): He told me that, in a past incarnation, I was Alexander the Great's _______. | Chief Eunuch | 61%
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| In BLUE (7:5), what colour apron is the model of Kryten wearing on the Rimmer Experience ride? | Pink | 61%
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| Name one of the ingredients in the sandwich Lister recommends to Rimmer in THANKS FOR THE MEMORY (2:3). | Triple fried egg / Chilli / Mango Chutney | 61%
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| In FUTURE ECHOES (1:2), who does Lister want to name his future sons after? | Jim Bexley Speed | 59%
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| Finish the quote from BALANCE OF POWER (1:3): Up up up the ziggurat, ____! | Lickety split | 59%
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| In BACKWARDS (3:1), who does Lister and the Cat agree is the most desirable woman who ever lived? | Wilma Flintstone | 55%
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| In DUCT SOUP (7:4), what common phobia does Lister suffer from? | Claustrophobia | 53%
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| Which absent character returns in NANARCHY (7:8)? | Holly | 53%
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| In BACK IN THE RED: PART II (8:2), what do Lister, Kochanski and the Cat put on their heads to look like members of the Dibbley family? | Mop heads | 53%
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| In DIMENSION JUMP (4:5), what was Lister's nickname in Ace Rimmer's dimension? | Spanners | 53%
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| In CASSANDRA (8:4), which group did Lister mistakenly sign himself and the others up to thinking it was the prison choir? | The Canaries | 53%
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| Finish the quote from WHITE HOLE (4:4): Ah, so you're a ____ man! | Waffle | 53%
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| In POLYMORPH (3:3), which emotion does Kryten lose? | Guilt | 49%
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| In WAITING FOR GOD (1:4), what does Rimmer name the aliens he thinks he's discovered? | Quagaars | 47%
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| Who was the original inventor of the tension sheet, featured in TIMESLIDES (3:5)? | Fred "Thicky" Holden | 45%
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| Finish the quote from CONFIDENCE AND PARANOIA (1:5): What do you mean _____, cha cha cha?! | You killed him | 45%
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| What prestigious award did the episode GUNMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE (6:3) win? | An Emmy | 43%
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| In BACK IN THE RED: PART III (8:3), what was it that the Cat worked out the button marked "E-Eleven-T" meant? | EXIT | 39%
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| In RIMMERWORLD (6:5), what does Rimmer think Lister's name is (after being trapped in jail for nearly six centuries)? | Derick Custer | 33%
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| In PETE: PART I (8:6), how old was Pete? | 9 years old (or in sparrow years, 9 years old) | 31%
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| Name of one of the colour damage statuses Kryten's system reports when he wakes up after Starbug's crash in TERRORFORM (5:3). | Mauve / Magenta / Taupe / Marigold / Heliotrope / Cerise / Tangerine | 31%
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| In PARALLEL UNIVERSE (2:6), what is the first name of Rimmer's female counterpart? | Arlene | 29%
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| Finish the quote from QUARANTINE (5:4): No oxygen for two hours! That'll teach you to be _________. | Bread baskets | 29%
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| PSIRENS (6:1) is the last episode featuring which actor playing Kochanski? | Clare Grogan | 27%
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| In QUEEG (2:5), what book does Queeg claim Holly gets all of his information from? | The Junior Encyclopedia of Space | 22%
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| Which shuttle-craft that's never mentioned again is brought up in BODYSWAP (3:4)? Hint: It's similar to Blue Midget. | White Midget | 22%
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| In BACK TO REALITY (5:6), which government ministry is Voter Colonel Sebastian Doyle (Lister's identity in the hallucination the Despair Squid creates) the head of? | Ministry of Alteration | 20%
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| In STOKE ME A CLIPPER (7:2), what was the name of the princess Ace Rimmer was injured saving? | Princess Bonjella | 18%
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| Finish the quote from BEYOND A JOKE (7:6): Perhaps I didn't make myself clear. I said ____________! | Supper is ready | 18%
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| What was the name of the woman Rimmer gave up his place on the the Enlightenment for (to his own disgust) in HOLOSHIP (5:1)? | Nirvanah Crane | 16%
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| In KRYTIE TV (8:5), whose quarters did Lister vandalise, thinking it belonged to Kochanski's ex-boyfriend Tim? | Warden Ackerman's | 12%
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| In THE END (1:1), how many complaints had Rimmer filed against Lister? | 247 | 6%
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| In KRYTEN (2:1), what are the lyrics to the theme tune of Androids, a soap opera Kryten is watching on the Nova 5? | Androids, androids, androids have feelings too | 4%
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| In ONLY THE GOOD... (8:8), what's the name of the cure to the virus destroying Red Dwarf? | Cesiumfranciolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidrexidroxhide | 4%
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| In BACK IN THE RED: PART I (8:1), what colour are the Cat's intestines? | Multi-coloured | 4%
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| Finish the quote from PETE: PART II (8:7): The only time's he's quick is when he's _________. | Passing a salad bar | 4%
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| In OUROBOROS (7:3), what year was the infant Lister left in a box in a Liverpool pub? | 2155 | 2%
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| In JUSTICE (4:3), how many years imprisonment was Rimmer sentenced to, for the murder of the crew of Red Dwarf? | 9328 | 2%
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