Red Dwarf - one question per episode!

I've watched this show more times than is good for me, so I thought I'd write a quiz for it. I've included one question for each episode of the first eight series (haven't done the modern ones since I don't know them so well).
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In THE END (1:1), how many complaints had Rimmer filed against Lister?
247
In FUTURE ECHOES (1:2), who does Lister want to name his future sons after?
Jim Bexley Speed
Finish the quote from BALANCE OF POWER (1:3): Up up up the ziggurat, ____!
Lickety split
In WAITING FOR GOD (1:4), what does Rimmer name the aliens he thinks he's discovered?
Quagaars
Finish the quote from CONFIDENCE AND PARANOIA (1:5): What do you mean _____, cha cha cha?!
You killed him
In ME2 (1:6), what type of soup did Rimmer ask to be heated up, ruining his career?
Gazpacho Soup
In KRYTEN (2:1), what are the lyrics to the theme tune of Androids, a soap opera Kryten is watching on the Nova 5?
Androids, androids, androids have feelings too
In BETTER THAN LIFE (2:2), how many children does Rimmer have with Yvonne McGruder?
7
Name one of the ingredients in the sandwich Lister recommends to Rimmer in THANKS FOR THE MEMORY (2:3).
Triple fried egg / Chilli / Mango Chutney
Finish the quote from STASIS LEAK (2:4): I've come to warn you, in three million years ______.
You'll be dead
In QUEEG (2:5), what book does Queeg claim Holly gets all of his information from?
The Junior Encyclopedia of Space
In PARALLEL UNIVERSE (2:6), what is the first name of Rimmer's female counterpart?
Arlene
In BACKWARDS (3:1), who does Lister and the Cat agree is the most desirable woman who ever lived?
Wilma Flintstone
Finish the quote from MAROONED (3:2): He told me that, in a past incarnation, I was Alexander the Great's _______.
Chief Eunuch
In POLYMORPH (3:3), which emotion does Kryten lose?
Guilt
Which shuttle-craft that's never mentioned again is brought up in BODYSWAP (3:4)? Hint: It's similar to Blue Midget.
White Midget
Who was the original inventor of the tension sheet, featured in TIMESLIDES (3:5)?
Fred "Thicky" Holden
Finish the quote from THE LAST DAY (3:6): No Silicon Heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the _____ go?
Calculators
In CAMILLE (4:1) the crew encounter Camille, a pleasure GELF. What does the acronym GELF stand for?
Genetically Engineered Life Form
In DNA (4:2), what animal does the Cat accidentally turn Lister into using a DNA modifier?
A chicken
In JUSTICE (4:3), how many years imprisonment was Rimmer sentenced to, for the murder of the crew of Red Dwarf?
9328
Finish the quote from WHITE HOLE (4:4): Ah, so you're a ____ man!
Waffle
In DIMENSION JUMP (4:5), what was Lister's nickname in Ace Rimmer's dimension?
Spanners
In MELTDOWN (4:6), who does Lister witness the wax villains executing?
Winnie the Pooh
What was the name of the woman Rimmer gave up his place on the the Enlightenment for (to his own disgust) in HOLOSHIP (5:1)?
Nirvanah Crane
Which two members of the crew are replaced by alternative versions of themselves in THE INQUISITOR (5:2), after they're judged not to have led worthwhile lives?
Kryten and Lister
Name of one of the colour damage statuses Kryten's system reports when he wakes up after Starbug's crash in TERRORFORM (5:3).
Mauve / Magenta / Taupe / Marigold / Heliotrope / Cerise / Tangerine
Finish the quote from QUARANTINE (5:4): No oxygen for two hours! That'll teach you to be _________.
Bread baskets
In DEMONS AND ANGELS (5:5), what colour hair does the low version of Holly have?
Black
In BACK TO REALITY (5:6), which government ministry is Voter Colonel Sebastian Doyle (Lister's identity in the hallucination the Despair Squid creates) the head of?
Ministry of Alteration
PSIRENS (6:1) is the last episode featuring which actor playing Kochanski?
Clare Grogan
Finish the quote from LEGION (6:2), after Rimmer wants to step Starbug up to red alert: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean _________.
Changing the bulb
What prestigious award did the episode GUNMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE (6:3) win?
An Emmy
In EMOHAWK: POLYMORPH II (6:4), how many 'Ech's are in Lister's wife's name?
8
In RIMMERWORLD (6:5), what does Rimmer think Lister's name is (after being trapped in jail for nearly six centuries)?
Derick Custer
Finish the quote from OUT OF TIME (6:6): Better dead than ____.
Smeg
In TIKKA TO RIDE (7:1), who is President John F. Kennedy's real assassin (the shooter on the grassy knoll)?
Himself
In STOKE ME A CLIPPER (7:2), what was the name of the princess Ace Rimmer was injured saving?
Princess Bonjella
In OUROBOROS (7:3), what year was the infant Lister left in a box in a Liverpool pub?
2155
In DUCT SOUP (7:4), what common phobia does Lister suffer from?
Claustrophobia
In BLUE (7:5), what colour apron is the model of Kryten wearing on the Rimmer Experience ride?
Pink
Finish the quote from BEYOND A JOKE (7:6): Perhaps I didn't make myself clear. I said ____________!
Supper is ready
In EPIDEME (7:7), which of Lister's body parts is cut off?
His right arm
Which absent character returns in NANARCHY (7:8)?
Holly
In BACK IN THE RED: PART I (8:1), what colour are the Cat's intestines?
Multi-coloured
In BACK IN THE RED: PART II (8:2), what do Lister, Kochanski and the Cat put on their heads to look like members of the Dibbley family?
Mop heads
In BACK IN THE RED: PART III (8:3), what was it that the Cat worked out the button marked "E-Eleven-T" meant?
EXIT
In CASSANDRA (8:4), which group did Lister mistakenly sign himself and the others up to thinking it was the prison choir?
The Canaries
In KRYTIE TV (8:5), whose quarters did Lister vandalise, thinking it belonged to Kochanski's ex-boyfriend Tim?
Warden Ackerman's
In PETE: PART I (8:6), how old was Pete?
9 years old (or in sparrow years, 9 years old)
Finish the quote from PETE: PART II (8:7): The only time's he's quick is when he's _________.
Passing a salad bar
In ONLY THE GOOD... (8:8), what's the name of the cure to the virus destroying Red Dwarf?
Cesiumfranciolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidrexidroxhide
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