| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
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| "So you're giving me a lecture about not being a good enough gangbanger?""I just came by for that drink you offered, that's all." "I picked C. Ain't that a b*tch?" | Franklin Clinton | 100%
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| "Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee a*s haircut..." "Knock, knock, ni**as!""My throat getting numb already..." | Lamar Davis | 100%
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| "You forget a thousand things everyday.""Alright, everybody pays attention, no one gets hurt." "Nama- go f*ck yourself." | Michael De Santa | 100%
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| "So you're back in the game?" "There was a Eastern European guy making moves in Liberty City...""We go in smart, or we go in loud and dumb." | Lester Crest | 96%
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| "I just saw a f*cking ghost and now I gotta hear your cr*p?" "Somebody say yoga?" "But I did kidnap his wife!" | Trevor Phillips | 96%
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| "You're like a high school athlete, living off old glories.""The Aztecas? That makes me nervous." "They were here for you. Here... for you." | Ron Jakowski | 81%
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| "Are we gonna stop for ice cream?""I thought you said you wasn't gonna hit me?" "You're all red. Is that... is that syrup?" | Wade Hebert | 78%
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| "Anyone who knows your file... what is wrong with you?" "I know a lot of stuff, I can cop a plea, get five years. But you?" "Call him, or we'll send some G-men to his aunt's house." | Dave Norton | 74%
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| "This stuff, whoa, pure magic! They should put it on my show.""That guy gets more tail than a... than a tail catcher." "A city of saints, a city of sinners and nothing in between but the FIB." | Steve Haines | 74%
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| "You are alone, you pathetic psychopath!""Just don't kill him!" "Y'know, yoga waits for no one." | Amanda De Santa | 70%
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| "Hey, Slick, it's me!" "The last dinosaur in town is about to get fossilized.""Now, I mean that as a friend. Namaste." | Devin Weston | 70%
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| "It's just because you have a massive gaper, b*tch!""Money isn't an issue." "You're just a drunk lame dad." | Jimmy De Santa | 67%
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| "Dad, you're embarassing me, these are my friends.""You ruined my life." "Well, I guess it beats yoga." | Tracey De Santa | 67%
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| "The man they couldn't hold down is back now. Come on now.""Just got out. Crossing lines. Did some time with some of your folk." "F*ckin' crazy haired microphone motherf*cker." | Harold "Stretch" Joseph | 63%
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| "I say left, you say right. I say become a doctor, you say become a patient.""Thank you! This... this is seven dollars." "We are women and we are free!" | Denise Clinton | 59%
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| "Well that was a strange house for a tennis coach." "This is a favor... for a friend. Or does friendship mean nothing these days?" "But some people... they no longer fear me as much as they used to." | Martin Madrazo | 59%
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| "Your operation causes problem for me. I want to expand into Blaine County.""I've already done something. We have your lover." "It cost a lot of money to track you down." | Wei Cheng | 56%
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| "Are we still gonna cook that batch?" "Next thing, we were burying him and his bodyguard in the junkyard.""Should we get the guns?" | Chef | 48%
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| "I f*ckin' put that b*tch's face against the glass. Did you see that?""I'm setting the charges. They're on a timer, so brace yourselves!" "Where the f*ck's the chopper?" | Brad Snider | 44%
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| "Did somebody say yoga?""You've got to work on your anger, brother. It's killing you." "Red meat has been blocking your chi as well as your digestive tract." | Fabien LaRouche | 44%
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| "You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.""You don't like me because you think that I am an Arab." "This racist insulted me!" | Simeon Yetarian | 44%
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| "Well, a sense of overriding futility is a vital part of the process." "Let it all out.""Oh, well I, think that's all we have time for..." | Dr. Isiah Friedlander | 41%
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| "You can't smoke here, and you can't stay here.""He must have got confused. The guy don't speak English." "Can you just... put your Johnson away? Sir?" | Floyd Hebert | 41%
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| "Two dads, great, very San Andreas.""Dude. That was entirely out of context, bro." "I'm a clown, I'm a sad, lonely, little clown." | Lazlow Jones | 41%
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| "You're a good man... I can see that.""Gasolina? No." "I love you but I am a wife and a wife must be with her husband." | Patricia Madrazo | 41%
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| "Yo! Easy! Easy! I'm a friendly." "Agent Haines'll get in touch with you once Operation Save the World's a go.""Get your crew together, okay?" | Andreas Sanchez | 37%
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| "This life ain't for me, and you knew that... you ain't changing.""A big empty house with nobody who gives a f*ck about you." "You care about yourself. I need someone real in my life." | Tanisha Jackson | 37%
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| "Ain't there a law against you mark-ass gangstas, insignia-mask-wearing motherf*ckers?" "This ain't about you, man. You know these n*ggas done f*cked up.""See, see, they puttin' a ni**a on TV, man! About some gang intervention sh*t." | D | 33%
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| "We can get a good price for the vehicles in Asia." "He's... He's obviously a maverick.""Move! A mad man's coming!" | Molly Schultz | 33%
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| "Now I have to make my own coffee and give myself a happy ending.""Well maybe they have different dreams." "This picture is gonna kill me." | Solomon Richards | 33%
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