BlackBoxWarrant / BlackBoxWarrior Demo - Will Wood Lyrics

Are you able to name all the lyrics to BlackBoxWarrant by Will Wood in under 20 minutes?
Lyrics source (excluding the beginning): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkDahKfEBUc
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Lyrics
Well,
he
collapsed
with
Stevens-
Johnson
Syndrome
on
the
E.R.
floor
Anaphylaxis
with
a
pack
of
bottle
rockets
Oh,
the
way
he
spun
his
butterfly
risked
all
six
his
phalanges
With
a
bag
of
tangerines
in
his
back
pockets
And
the
method
with
which
he
recycled
his
vitamins
Had
started
to
leave
scars
in
the
corners
of
his
eyes
And
looked
through
the
white-
out
revelation,
shame
he
saw
no
stars
Even
underneath
the
wide
Ohio
skies
Shields
himself
from
reason
in
a
Teflon
alabaster
jacket
Quilted
from
the
finest
fibers,
flesh,
and
fiberglass,
and
flowers
Screams
his
thoughts
to
hear
them
Over
self-
assured
sarcastic
racket
rabble-
rousing
babble
round
the
table
people
to
the
power
For
what?
For
what?
For
what
it's
worth,
If
it
was
going
to
kill
you,
boy,
it
would
have
by
now
For
what?
For
what?
For
what
it's
worth,
There's
no
more
looking
back,
it's
looking
up
or
looking
down
Well,
he
was
uh,
well
he
was
uh,
he
was
uh...
He-
he
was-
he
was-
he
was
carrying
this
briefcase
filled
with
teeth
that
he
had
ordered
online
from...
China
And
he
had
slung
over
his
shoulder
the
skin
of
a
cat
that
he
grew
up
with
And
then
had,
uh,
stuffed
to
preserve
its
memory
in
physical
form
But
decided
that
with
the
skeleton
inside
the
cat
and
all
the
stuff
stuffing
it,
it
was
too
heavy,
so
he
removed
the
skin
from
the
wire
frame
of
the
taxidermy
thing
and
he-
he-
he
slung
around
his
neck
like
a
scarf,
and
um...
He
was
wearing
stolen
rubber
shoes
and
wrapped
a
poison
ivy
noose
Around
his
Lotus
jugular
when
they
came
Well,
they
found
him
with
a
map
to
every
victim
of
his
love
And
a
tattoo
of
a
blue
jay
on
his
face
And
they
waited
for
his
vital
signs
to
lie
and
let
his
flatline
cry
a
hymn
out
in
Hungarian
Harmonic
But
he
cocked
his
noggin,
through
his
stoma
sang,
"For
Auld
Lang
Syne,
Happy
birthday
to
the
succulents,
I'll
die
your
hydroponics."
His
rib
cage
was
a
hornet's
nest,
palpitations
set
the
beat
His
vagus
nerve
a
Turk's
head
knot,
an
axel
hitch,
a
Carrick
bend
He
wondered
if
the
good
lord
Jesus
charged
a
cancellation
fee
Auf
wiedersehn,
au
revoir,
he
gripped
his
wits
right
by
their
ends!
For
what?
For
what?
For
what
it's
worth,
If
it
was
going
to
kill
you,
boy,
it
would
have
by
now
For
what?
For
what?
For
what
it's
worth,
There's
no
more
looking
back,
it's
looking
up
or
looking
down
You
settle
into
a
new
mind
In
a
flea-bitten
tub
ring
paradise
of
a
queen
size
suite
of
a
Wyndham,
Microtel,
Econo
Lodge,
Red
Roof
Inn,
Knights
Inn,
Super
Eight--
whatever
outside
Richmond,
Virginia
I
curled
up
an
old
Showtime
softcore
porno
and
flipped
through
my
phone
for
a
few
hours
Picked
up
a
bag
of
Swedish
Fish
and
a
fistful
of
chocolate
covered
cherries,
and
a
pack
of
Marlboro
NXT
for
three
dollars
and
ninety
cents
at
the
bodega
by
the
Waffle
House
I
spun
my
eyes
over
the
beautiful
floral
arrangements,
blooming
and
tessellating
in
the
stucco
on
the
walls
Anything,
I
figured,
to
keep
my
mind
off
those
goosebumps
that
were
rising,
and
squeaking,
and
cracking,
and
quacking
And
threatening
anaphylaxis
and
asphyxiation
with
every
sharp
inhale
that
I
took
With
the
threat
of
Stevens-
Johnson
Syndrome
behind
my
flesh
And
I
watched
as
my
skin
crawled
upwards
to
form
a
flesh
noose
To
hang
me
from
the
rafters
of
that
place
I
had
found
myself
in
and
I
watched
as
my
epidermis
took
on
the
shape
of
whatever
I
feared
the
most
in
that
moment
And
I
sat
there,
down
in
that
fly
trap
ashtray
Contemplating
my
next
move
and
weighing
out
the
pros
and
cons
of
EVERY.
LAST.
ROTTEN.
PULSE!
It
was
either
Wilmington,
North
Carolina,
or
the
nearest
hospital!
For
what?
For
what?
For
what
it's
worth,
If
it
was
going
to
kill
you,
boy,
it
would
have
by
now
For
what?
For
what?
For
what
it's
worth,
There's
no
more
looking
back,
No,
no,
there's
no
more
looking
back,
No,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
AH!
AH!
For
what?
For
what?
For
what
it's
worth,
If
it
was
gonna
kill
you,
boy,
it
would
have
by
now
For
what?
For
what?
For
what
it's
worth,
There's
no
more
looking
back,
No,
no,
there's
no
more
looking
back,
No,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
It's
looking
up
or
looking
down!
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