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Chuck's Chicanery Monologue But It's a Multiple Choice Quiz
Select the correct lines to Chuck's monologue from the Better Call Saul episode "Chicanery"
Shout out TheLetter4 who said the multiple choice quiz format sucks
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Last updated: April 1, 2025
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| First submitted | April 1, 2025 |
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1. Schizophrenic? I am not crazy!
I am not crazy.
Maybe I am?
You're the crazy one!
2. I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was...
1215.
1216.
1217.
3. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake.
Never, never!
How foolish do you think I am?
I know Jimmy swapped those numbers!
4. I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got...
that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.
that old man in the parking booth to do it for him.
Ms. Wexler to do all the dirty work for him.
5. You think this is something-
you think this is bad?
just you wait.
ohhh no, not even close.
6. This, this chicanery?
He's done worse.
He doesn't even know what that means!
Yes, chicanery.
7. That billboard.
Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that?
Look- look! Do you not see what it says?
It's a blatant rip-off! A copy of HHM!
8. No, he orchestrated it!
Jimmy!
That dolt.
Howard?
9. He defecated...
through a sunroof,
in a church,
onto a copy machine,
10. and I saved him! I shouldn't have,
I took him into my own firm!
I have pulled him out of the water so many times.
I shouldn't have!
11. What was I thinking? He'll never change.
He'll never change!
He can't keep getting away with this!
Don't let him fool you!
12. Ever since he... ...always the same.
was nine,
worked the counter,
passed the bar,
13. Couldn't...
keep his hands out of the cash drawer.
have him become a real lawyer. I kept him working the mail room.
be normal. It's in his nature.
14. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be Jimmy!"
Stealing them blind!
It's always him!
He'll never change.
15. And he gets to be a lawyer?
What a sick joke!
Now that- that is crazy.
He attended American Samoa! Online! Like what?
16. I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have stop him, you...
I apologize.
Oops.
Why did I make this.
17. I lost my train of thought.
Got carried away. Do you have anything else?
Happens to the best of us. Do you have anything else?
Choo choo.
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3 Comments
MasterRocket
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Level 83
Apr 1, 2025
You forgot the precious part at question 14 I hate this quiz
Shadywyvern
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Apr 1, 2025
do you think a skibidi just attacks a banban like that??
MD396
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Apr 5, 2025
this quiz is FIRE. literal FLAMES.
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