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Answer
why
do
you
think
i
should
work
for
the
national
security
agency
code
breaking
oh
come
on
that
is
what
you
do
you
guys
handle
80%
of
the
intelligence
workload
you're
seven
times
the
size
of
the
CIA
Why
shouldn't
I
work
for
the
N.S.A.?
That's
a
tough
one,
Answer
but
I'll
take
a
shot.
Say
I'm
working
at
N.S.A.
Somebody
puts
a
code
on
my
desk,
something
nobody
else
can
break.
Maybe
I
take
a
shot
at
it
and
maybe
I
break
it.
And
I'm
real
happy
with
myself,
cause
I
did
my
job
well.
But
maybe
that
Answer
code
was
the
location
of
some
rebel
army...
in
North
Africa
or
the
Middle
East.
Once
they
have
that
location,
they
bomb
the
village
where
the
rebels
were
hiding
and
fifteen
hundred
people
I
never
met,
never
had
no
problem
with,
get
killed.
Now
the
politicians
are
sayin',
Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area
Answer
cause
they
don't
give
a
shit.
It
won't
be
their
kid
over
there,
gettin'
shot.
Just
like
it
wasn't
them
when
their
number
got
called,
cause
they
were
pullin'
a
tour
in
the
National
Guard.
It'll
be
some
kid
from
Southie
takin'
shrapnel
in
the
ass.
And
he
comes
Answer
back
to
find
that
the
plant
he
used
to
work
at
got
exported
to
the
country
he
just
got
back
from.
And
the
guy
who
put
the
shrapnel
in
his
ass
got
his
old
job,
cause
he'll
work
for
fifteen
cents
a
day
and
no
bathroom
breaks.
Meanwhile,
he
Answer
realizes
the
only
reason
he
was
over
there
in
the
first
place
was
so
we
could
install
a
government
that
would
sell
us
oil
at
a
good
price.
And,
of
course,
the
oil
companies
used
the
skirmish
over
there
to
scare
up
domestic
oil
prices.
A
cute
little
ancillary
Answer
benefit
for
them,
but
it
ain't
helping
my
buddy
at
two-fifty
a
gallon.
And
they're
takin'
their
sweet
time
bringin'
the
oil
back,
of
course,
and
maybe
even
took
the
liberty
of
hiring
an
alcoholic
skipper
who
likes
to
drink
martinis
and
fuckin'
play
slalom
with
the
icebergs,
and
Answer
it
ain't
too
long
'til
he
hits
one,
spills
the
oil
and
kills
all
the
sea
life
in
the
North
Atlantic.
So
now
my
buddy's
out
of
work
and
he
can't
afford
to
drive,
so
he's
got
to
walk
to
the
fuckin'
job
interviews,
which
sucks
cause
the
shrapnel
Answer
in
his
ass
is
givin'
him
chronic
hemorrhoids.
And
meanwhile
he's
starvin',
cause
every
time
he
tries
to
get
a
bite
to
eat,
the
only
blue
plate
special
they're
servin'
is
North
Atlantic
scrod
with
Quaker
State.
So
what
did
I
think?
I'm
holdin'
out
for
somethin'
better.
Answer
I
figure
fuck
it,
while
I'm
at
it
why
not
just
shoot
my
buddy,
take
his
job,
give
it
to
his
sworn
enemy,
hike
up
gas
prices,
bomb
a
village,
club
a
baby
seal,
hit
the
hash
pipe
and
join
the
National
Guard?
I
could
be
elected
president.
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