| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| "Oh, they are like tiny grapes! And I am depressed." | The Grape Depression | 89%
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| "I know, I have cancer! And I'm NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT! I'M SLIGHTLY LASHING OUT!" | The Evil-Make-A-Wish Kid | 81%
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| "He's gotten so terrified that his voice broke. That was the screaming of an eight year old boy." | The Milkman | 81%
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| "A disguise? It is a pumpkin!" | Oh My God, Is This A Joke? | 77%
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| "That's all witches are really, drug dealers with a little more, you know, va-va-voom!" | The Unrelenting Aubergine | 77%
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| "The light!" "The curtains!" "Why both??" | The Lighthouse | 75%
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| "I didn't say pushin' for the pushin'! I said cushion for the pushin'!" "You're calling me fat." "No! No no no!" "That's what you're saying darling." | The Leftenmost Window | 72%
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| "It's elnunentary. Em- em- Emmy award winning. Surely Watson, it's Emmy award winning." | The Mystery of the Midnight Circus | 68%
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| "THAT IS NOT JINGLE BELLS!" | Priscilla's Final Petal | 65%
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| "I heard she's sleeping with Poseidon." "Okay, first of all, one: no slut shaming on my rocks." | Wild, Wet and Worrisome | 65%
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| "Look at my little pissy boy! ... No, too far, too far!" | Divorces and Teddy bears | 60%
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| "She went clean through a hedge last race! I've been picking the little leaves from her mane for weeks!" | Too Big To Be A Jockey | 60%
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| "Have you ever considered the proverb: if you love it, set it free?" | The Midnight Mystery | 58%
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| "Who put a wooden knife in the dishwasher?" | The Phantom of Hornchurch | 58%
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| "He just ate the Bible!" | Moist and Magical | 57%
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| "It's happening! Chugga-chugga!" | Strange Noises From The Hole In The Wall | 57%
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| "Oh, yes! The good old paella! With the squid. Just how we like it! Squiiid! Big squid! Large. Larger than a man, smaller than a dream." | The Excited Chinchilla | 57%
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| "Father, who are you in debt to? ... Don't say the Swedish Mafia." "The Swedish House Mafia!" "NO!" | Burglary and Bobsledding | 56%
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| "Ascaroooth!" "That's my ringtone." | The Dark Moons of Slough | 55%
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| "I thought you were taking the moral high ground!" | Beetroots and Murder | 53%
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| "Don't hit your brother any more, that's not very nice." "I try, but the night terrors!" | The Neighbour's Under The Bed | 53%
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| "I had a bagel." "... A big old what?" | Wine Under The Bridge | 53%
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| "F- f- follow the scent of the foccacia!" | All Eyes On Nigel | 51%
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| "Ja! I am secure!" | BUS | 51%
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| "She has a whistle so high pitched you cannot hear it unless you are a bird, and I can- I can turn into a bird, I don't know if you know that about me." | Caesar and Juliet | 50%
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| "I feel like I've taken a pain au chocolat, I've bitten into it and it's full of merde!" | The Cardboard Stegosaurus | 50%
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| "Why would you bring up hands? That's offensive!" | Inside the Mysterious Cube | 48%
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| "If I get a five star rating, you can stare at my crown all day." | Susan's Holiday | 48%
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| "Why are you hiding in the trees?" "I'm not hiding in the trees, you just need to turn around!" | Marigolds, Bluebells and Hugh | 45%
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| "Clearly! Look at the shape of me! Is this natural? No!" | Lost in Your Eyes | 44%
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| "The beginning is the end! All we have is the now!" | The Hare Who Wore A Sweater | 44%
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| "Who's it for then? You're keeping me on tenterhooks like a piece of sirloin!" | Toby's Secret Pocket | 44%
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| "What are you- stay! Stay on your stool, bitch boy!" | The Prime Minister's First Day | 42%
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| "This is my genuine world view, I'm sorry! I will go and I will cry myself to sleep!" | Ballet On The Battlefield | 41%
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| "And suddenly there's an eight-legged octopus of death burning everybody up!" | Ingredients | 40%
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| "We've got family back home.""... Cool." | Murders In Space | 39%
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| "Oh, uh miraculous!" | The Meringue Haberdashery | 37%
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| "You're going to have to dig deep! Like in a mine!" | No! I Always Loved That Caravan! | 36%
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| "Look at this." "Huh! Blinds me!" "It's my blood, yes." | Once Upon A Time I Killed Mum | 36%
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| "RELEASE ZE FRENCH KRAKEN!" | Oopsie Daisie Bulge | 35%
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| "I am sexy but also have had hardships. But I have slept with the hardships, so I feel good about them." | Long Johns: STRIKE! | 34%
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