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Polandball Quotes

Which countryball said this?
If there are spelling errors, don't worry, they are intended
All quotes are found on the Polandball Official YouTube Channel
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Last updated: September 22, 2025
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First submittedSeptember 22, 2025
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Country
Am never tell Argentina ... am only hate you little bit.
Brazil
I want an Aston Martin. Do you sell them?
Nigeria
Gaze in magic mirror. Behold you darkest heart!
Romania
But yøu sell me Cæliførniå.
Denmark
Trick is invade Russia from east side.
Mongolia
NOW OI'VE GOT TWO KNOIVES! LET'S F&%$*#$ GO!
Australia
You're the road bump, ... the trip wire, ... the Belgium.
United States
Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is the most European of them all?
Canada
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Country
These are my Pokéstans.
Japan
Okay, I am need my beauty sleep.
France
You are under arrest! You cannot just assault people!
Sweden
Did you hear that? Am think China is climb over Himalaya again! I must go!
India
You're just like 1940s Germany!
Poland
Since when do you play as a hero?
United Kingdom
Hey kid... You want dictatorship and imperialism? Is really fun!
Russia
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