Against the law for women to pump their own gas or change a flat tire
Better make that butter delicious
Black cats must wear bells around their necks on Friday the 13th
Can’t eat fried chicken with utensils
Don’t advertise on tombstones
Don’t impersonate an auctioneer
Horses aren't allowed into fountains unless they are wearing pants
Illegal to house horses within 50 feet of any road
Illegal to play “folf” (“Frisbee golf”) anywhere not deemed a sanctioned “folf course”
Illegal to scowl at a woman
Illegal to sell hollow logs
Illegal to use an x-ray device to determine someone’s shoe size
Illegal to “swing upon” another person’s motor vehicle and honk their horn
Keep litter on aircrafts
Lollipops are banned
Must pronounce state name correctly
No bear wrestling
No billboards
No bingo games longer than 5 hours
No cannibalism
No catapulting
No cursing while driving
No dancing to the national anthem
No drones for bird hunting
No dueling
No faking your butter
No getting drunk in a bar
No late-night fireworks
No laws prohibiting the use of clotheslines
No missiles in bus terminals
No murder while wearing a bulletproof vest
No nuclear weapons
No person afflicted with a venereal disease may get married
No person convicted of a felony may operate a Bingo game
No pig greasing
No seaweed collecting
No selling children
No skunks as pets
No spitting in public
No stealing crawfish
No stink bombs or confetti
No throwing snowballs
No Wearing Camouflage
No working (or dancing) on Sundays
No “fancy” bike riding
No “tests of physical endurance” while driving
Operators of underground coal mines must provide “an adequate supply of toilet paper” with each toilet
Pickles must bounce
Purchasing scrap “metals, rubber, rags or paper” from an intoxicated person is prohibited
Sales tax for sliced bagels
Strict trick-or-treating times enforced