Jake and Amir Trivia

Fill in Amir's old catchphrase: "Oh ______ y'all, t'was a dream!"

Amir's other old catchprase: "______ tonight?"

Number 10 on Amir's top 10 list of alternatives to turkey on Thanksgiving (because eating turkey is animal cruelty).

Jake is assaulted on a bus, forcing him to get off, while the other passengers gave his assaulter a standing ovation. What did Jake get to provoke this reaction?

Amir calls Jake a loser for hiring a coach to help him with what?

Amir's favorite food.

When Amir gets sad and cries, he says he is "what"-ing?

Jake is assaulted by a man with many names and professions. One of his most recent real life professions? Being Sonic the Hedgehog. Who is he? (Real name)

Amir has an old frenemy with a strange name that he calls by a nickname that annoys him greatly. What is the nickname?

What is Amir's dad known for doing constantly?

Amir frequently calls this old friend of his, almost always to mess with him in some manner.

Amir's girlfriend choses to be with Jake instead. Shortly thereafter, she meets an untimely fate thanks to what?

Jake buys a hat he likes a lot, but other people don't seem to think so. What kind of hat is it?

Amir is known for writing lists on these to read to Jake, much to Jake's confusion.

Amir buys Jake a gift. Jake doesn't want it, and even if he did it is too small for him to wear. What is it?