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Has slept with his sister, married his other sister, slept with his grandmother, his niece his..
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Zeus
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Goddess of spring
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Persephone
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Has never cheated on his wife :) ; has a big three headed dog
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Hades
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God of horses and the sea
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Poseidon
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Goddess of marriage and murdering her husband's bastard children)
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Hera
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Goddess of the hearth and home (most unproblematic 🫶)
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Hestia
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Got so upset over the kidnapping of Persephone that she tried to quit her job (as a goddess)
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Demeter
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God of being a massive slut (also of music, oracles, sun, medicine and a million other things
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Apollo
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Leader of an epic bunch of nymphs; maiden goddess who has a quite opposite twin brother
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Artemis
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Aphrodite cheated on her husband with him
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Ares
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The oldest Olympian
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Aphrodite
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God of ecstasy who pretty much had a cult
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Dionysus
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Super cool goddess who basically exploded out of Zeus' brain
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Athena
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Stole a bunch of Apollo's sacred cattle and used the excuse of "I'm just a baby!"
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Hermes
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God of forges
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Hephaestus
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Goddess of discord
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Eris
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Goddess of revenge
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Nemesis
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Goddess of victory
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Nike
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Wife of Poseidon
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Amphitrite
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Titan god of time, father of Zeus
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Kronos
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Mother Earth, had a bunch of weird kids
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Gaia
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Sky, Heaven, husband (and son) of Gaia
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Ouranos
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Mother of Zeus
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Rhea
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A pretty cool centaur
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Chiron
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lion/goat/snake monster
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Chimera
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Greek hero in the Trojan war; had a tantrum and refused to fight
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Achilles
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Best friend (AND LOVER) of Achilles
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Patroclus
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Most beautiful mortal woman
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Helen
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Wife of Eros
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Psyche
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Roman form of Hestia
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Vesta
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Greek leader in the Trojan war; king and brother of Menelaus
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Agamemnon
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Name of two guys in the Trojan war
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Ajax
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King of Troy
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Priam
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Shot Achilles with an arrow
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Paris
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His wife was stolen by Paris
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Menelaus
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King of Ithaca who went on the most ridiculous trip home ever
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Odysseus
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Sorceress who turned a bunch of guys into pigs
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Circe
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Lives on an island alone in the middle of nowhere that nobody can find (haha Odysseus pun)
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Calypso
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One of the three gorgons; her story is often misinterpreted
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Medusa
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Killed Medusa
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Perseus
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Killed the Minotaur
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Theseus
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Has the head of a bull and the body of a man
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Minotaur
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Wife of Typhon
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Echidna
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One of the deadliest creatures; son of Gaia and Tartarus
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Typhon
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The deepest part of the Underworld
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Tartarus
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Primordial god of desire
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Eros
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Empty space before the creation of the universe
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Chaos
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Personification of darkness
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Erebus
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Personification / goddess of night
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Nyx
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God of death
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Thanatos
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God of rebirth; was brutally murdered and eaten by the titans on the orders of Hera. His heart survived and he was reborn as the god Dionysus.
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Zagreus
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God of sleep
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Hypnos
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Messenger goddess of rainbows
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Iris
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Son of Darkness and Night; primordial god of light
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Aether
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Goddess of day
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Hemera
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Titan god and father of the sun, moon and dawn.
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Hyperion
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Titan of Mortality
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Iapetus
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Primordial god of the sea
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Pontus
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Titan god of the sea
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Oceanus
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Titan goddess, wife of ^
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Tethys
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Roman form of Zeus
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Jupiter
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Personification of the moon
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Selene
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Personification of the sun
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Helios
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Designer of the Labyrinth
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Daedalus
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Son of ^ ; flew a bit too close to the sun
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Icarus
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Killed his father and married his mother (unknowingly)
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Oedipus
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Daughter of Aphrodite and Ares
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Harmonia
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Son of Apollo; god of medicine
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Asclepius
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Wife of Minos who slept with a bull (long story)
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Pasiphae
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Goddess of snow
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Khione
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Goddess of youth
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Hebe
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Goddess of health
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Hygeia
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Clotho, Lachesis and Atropos
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The Fates
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Goddesses of literature, science and the arts (hint: Thalia, Calliope, Clio)
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The Muses
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Goddess of luck
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Tyche
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Tree nymphs
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Dryads
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Water nymphs
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Naiads
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Roman form of Hephaestus
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Vulcan
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Gaia's weird hundred-handed kids
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Hecatonchires
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Gaia's weird single-eyed kids
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Cyclopes
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Titan mother of the nine muses
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Mnemosyne
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Demigod son of Aphrodite
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Aeneas
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Goddess of dawn
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Eos
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winged horse; born from the death of Medusa
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Pegasus
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Also born from the death of Medusa
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Chrysaor
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Man-eating sea monster who has six dog-forms on her thighs
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Scylla
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Roman form of Ares
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Mars
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Beautiful male mortal lover of Aphrodite
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Adonis
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Nymph who was chased by Apollo and then turned into a tree to get away from him.
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Daphne
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Male lover of Apollo who was killed by a discus.
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Hyacinthus
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god of fear and panic
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Phobos
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Twin brother of ^ ; god of terror
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Deimos
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child of Aphrodite and Hermes
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Hermaphroditus
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The triple-form goddess who often carries torches
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Hecate
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Super fast horse
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Arion
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Only child of Persephone and Hades
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Melinoe
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Goddess of childbirth
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Eileithyia
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God of nature
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Pan
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Wife of Nobody
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Penelope
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Son of Poseidon
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Triton
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God of the wind
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Aeolus
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Metal workers with flippers instead of hands and the heads of dogs
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Telkhines
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Was killed for attempting to assault Artemis (or Opis) and placed among the stars as a constellation.
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Orion
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Mother of Athena
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Metis
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Goddess of justice
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Themis
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The other wife of Zeus; mother to the Charites
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Eurynome
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Mother of Apollo and Artemis
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Leto
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Lover of Zeus who wanted to see his true form. It was too extreme and she died, leaving a baby Dionysus behind.
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Semele
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Mother of Hermes
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Maia
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In some myths, she is the mother of Aphrodite by Zeus
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Dione
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Titan goddess of astrology
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Asteria
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River that souls cross upon entering the underworld
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Styx
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River of forgetfulness
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Lethe
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Male mortal lover of Zeus
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Ganymede
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Hero whose name is often used in its Roman form rather than its Greek form. (And it makes me angry)
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Heracles
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Roman version of Dionysus
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Bacchus
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Fed his son to the gods (He is a prisoner in Tartarus)
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Tantalus
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Has to roll a rock up a hill but it just doesn't work (in Tartarus)
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Sisyphus
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What Chiron is
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Centaur
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Male nature spirits with goat legs
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Satyr
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Ruler of Crete; judge of the dead
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Minos
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King who could turn anything he touched into gold
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Midas
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Super epic hero of the Trojan war that everyone forgets about (King of Argos)
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Diomedes
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River of woe
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Acheron
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River of lamentation
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Cocytus
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River of fire
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Phlegethon
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Twins who became the constellation Gemini
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Castor and Pollux
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Wife of king Priam
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Hecuba
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Roman version of Athena
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Minerva
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Was turned into a deer by Artemis after seeing her bathing in the woods.
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Actaeon
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Cursed by Apollo to have nobody ever believe her prophecies
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Cassandra
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Cursed by Hera to only repeat words said by others
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Echo
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Hero of the Trojan side
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Hector
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Monsters with the face and body of a woman but a bird's wings and claws.
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Harpy
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Roman version of Artemis
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Diana
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Daughter of Agamemnon who was sacrificed to appease Artemis
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Iphigenia
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Liked his own reflection a bit too much
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Narcissus
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Roman form of Hera
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Juno
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He looked back
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Orpheus
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GODDAMNNIT ^ HE HAD ONE JOB AND IF HE HAD DONE IT SHE WOULD BE ALIVE
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Eurydice
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Mother of Achilles
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Thetis
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Father of Achilles
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Peleus
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Cyclops who really hates Nobody
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Polyphemus
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Captain of the Argo
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Jason
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Name given by Ouranos to his children
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Titans
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Mountain gods
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Ourea
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Holds the heavens apart from the Earth
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Atlas
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God of forethought
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Prometheus
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^ his twin brother, god of afterthought
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Epimetheus
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Opened a box, didn't end well.
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Pandora
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Prisoner of Tartarus who attempted to rape Leto
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Tityos
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Prisoner of Tartarus who attempted to seduce Hera
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Ixion
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Prisoner of Tartarus who pretended to be Zeus
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Salmoneus
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Roman form of Hades
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Pluto
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Achilles' war prize
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Briseis
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