Poorly Described Heroes

Marvel

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Chunky, angry, green Shaq throws cars at his enemies

A mega nerd who crawls around like a Brown Recluse

The Flash if he had far better music taste

Angry Australian that violently scratches enemies

Chinese martial artist who really likes metal rings

Rich boy with papa problems and heart failure

Strange powers given by a magic rock to make fake kids

Baldy who runs a special education school for youngsters

Member of German blue man group who never sits still

What if Green Arrow was lame

When a Canadian gets bit by a radioactive Shar-Pei

DC

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Moody Teen in Charge of 5 other moody teens to fight crime.

What if the teacher's pet could fly at Mach 10

Character often mistaken for a Marvel property

50% Heroine 50% Criminal 100% Attractive to bats

Egyptian Hieroglyph with moral OCD

What if Hawkeye was actually cool

Magical Poker

Egyptian Hieroglyph that speaks partial Spanish

Captain of the eenie weenie teenie club

Star Wars

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Super cool British Person who can use the force

Inexhaustible oomph, is the government

Good Soup

Member of the Blue Man Group who plays a lot of chess

Allergic to higher ground

What if ping Pong had four arms and a god complet

Asthmatic bucket of bolts who has a hoarding problem

BOOOP BEEP BOP BOOP BOP BEEEP WAAAAAAAA

Plays Papa Administrator in the Clouds

Dies of broken heart

Randomized

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Member of the Blue Man Group with a massive forehead

Don't go in his house, don't touch his car, and don't even think about even looking at his dog.

When your Volkswagen Beetle gives you loads of sass

A red-eared slider who's brothers love NYC pizza

Varmint eating, bird stealing, newspaper editor who constantly says "what the cuss?"

Mama told 'em to run an' he did.

Found the mammal, secured the mammal, saved the mammal. Let's see that in instant replay: lammam eht devas ,lammam eht deruces ,lammam eht dnuof - Found the mammal, secured the mamma, saved the mammal.

What if, uuhh, we take dinosaurs, and uhh brought them back to life, yes, yes.

Hey Goose, Iceman, I CAN FLYYYY

A child that gives 2 fully grown men Christmas PTSD