It's election day and you are representing the Lime Green Party of America. Name any state to grab its electoral votes and defeat the hated Periwinkle party.
Saw "Ancient Hebrew" in the results and did a triple take. I checked the linked sources from SIL and apparently it was only listed there because of a report from an SIL missionary who was teaching Biblical Hebrew classes in PNG. That definitely does not make Hebrew a language of PNG...
The University of Goroka in PNG teaches French, but French isn't on this list. I took Aramaic classes from Oxford, but that doesn't make Aramaic a British language. (Not blaming you, you're just copying from SIL. This is hardly be the first time SIL has furnished questionable data in its surveys.)