Start by naming any country that France borders. Then name any country that borders any of those countries. Then keep going until there are no more countries left to name.
Nobody outside of your own home called Biggio "Little Big-gio man", c'mon. What about Doggie (Hidalgo), Inky (Incaviglia), Bulldog (Hampton), Big Unit (RJ), Cheo (Jose Cruz), Billy the Kid (Wagner), Miggy (Tejada)??