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First
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things
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first,
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I'm
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a
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craftsman
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(craftsman)
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Remodeling
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is
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my
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only
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passion
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(It's
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my
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passion)
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And
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I'm
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the
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greatest
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in
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the
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business
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Want
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referrals,
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yo
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My
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clientele
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will
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bear
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you
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witness
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(right,
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right)
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I
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can
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help
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when
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your
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door
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jamb
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sticks
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(heh?)
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There
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is
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nothing
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in
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the
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world
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I
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can't
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fix
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(yeah)
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I
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do
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tiles,
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I
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do
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stone,
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I
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do
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bricks
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Call
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me,
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I'll
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come
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rushing
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over
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with
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my
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bag
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Answer
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of
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tricks
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(bag
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of
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tricks)
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Where
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you
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go
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when
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you
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disposal
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is
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rusted
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(rusted)
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Termite
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problem
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making
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you
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disgusted
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(yuck)
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When
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your
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front
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window
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is
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busted
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Just
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one
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name
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that's
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always
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trusted
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I'm
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so
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handy,
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you
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already
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know
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I'll
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fix
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your
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plumbing
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when
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your
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toilets
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overflow
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I'm
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so
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handy,
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I'll
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bring
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you
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up
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to
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code
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When
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your
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dishwasher's
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about
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to
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explode
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Now
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you
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see
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that
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your
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furnace
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is
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needing
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Answer
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some
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service
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I'm
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fully
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bonded,
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no
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need
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to
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be
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nervous
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Perhaps
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you
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would
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like
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a
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new
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counter
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Formica
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Maybe
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I'll
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hook
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up
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your
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dish
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washer
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combo
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dryer
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But
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all
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your
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pipes
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are
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antique
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Your
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water
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pressure's
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too
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weak
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Your
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attic's
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full
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of
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dry
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rot
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because
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your
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roof
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sprung
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a
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leak
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Your
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fridge
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is
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starting
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to
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reek
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Your
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hardwood
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floors
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really
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squeak
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But
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don't
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you
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worry
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I'll
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just
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show
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you
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Answer
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my
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amazing
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technique
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Now
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let
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me
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glue
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that,
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glue
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that
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and
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screw
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that,
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screw
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that
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Any
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random
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chore
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you
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got
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well
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I
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can
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do
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that,
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do
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that
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Or
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maybe
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I'll
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just
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rewire
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your
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house
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for
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fun
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I
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got
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99
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problems
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but
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a
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switch
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ain't
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one
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I'm
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so
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handy,
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everyone
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says
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so
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I'll
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grout
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your
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bathroom,
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resurface
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your
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patio
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I'm
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so
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handy,
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I'm
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the
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guy
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to
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know
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When
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your
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leafblower
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Answer
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doesn't
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blow-oh-oh-oh
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Patch
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the
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drywall,
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clean
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your
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gutters
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and
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mow
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the
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lawn
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Make
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that
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phone
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call,
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I'll
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install
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anything
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you
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want
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Yeah,
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check
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my
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big
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staple
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gun,
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my
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socket
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wrenches
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are
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second
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to
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none
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I
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won't
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quit
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'till
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I'm
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done,
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don't
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even
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care
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if
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I
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hammer
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my
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thumb
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(ow)
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Still
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rocking
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my
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screwdriver
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Got
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the
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whole
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world
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thinking
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I'm
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MacGyver
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Your
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heating
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bills
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are
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shocking
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I
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can
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solve
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that
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Answer
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with
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some
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duct
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tape
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and
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some
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caulking
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Your
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house
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is
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a
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disaster
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huh?
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need
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a
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guy
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who's
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a
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master
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with
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the
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plaster
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huh?
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Let
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me
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be
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your
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stripper
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taking
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off
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lacquer,
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no
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one
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does
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it
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quicker
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I'm
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so
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handy,
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you
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already
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know
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I'll
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beat
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all
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price
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quotes,
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my
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hourly
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rates
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are
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low
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I'm
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so
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handy,
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you
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should
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call
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this
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pro
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I'm
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in
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the
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phone
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book
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and
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se
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habla
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espanol
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