Poorly Described Literature #2

An unsuccessful thief is shot at by his friend after getting high as a kite.

A man ruins his life to get back at the man who ruined his life.

After refusing to act as a wing-man, a scientist finds his family at the mercy of a serial killer.

A man shoots his best friend after promising to buy him a rabbit.

An ugly man falls in love with a 16-year-old, who is killed for refusing to sleep with a clergyman.

Vindictive pirates fight the perpetually immature.

Vivid hallucinations greatly improve the character of an old miser.

A repressed woman dies of feminism.

A man fakes insanity in an unsuccessful effort to solve his family problems.

Two teenagers fall in love and then die.

English schoolboys form rival gangs and beat each other up.

A group of children learn about rape and make fun of a handicapped man, who stabs a man with an aversion to giant ham.

A real-estate agent and his wife consult professional help in their fear of close contact with a dead body.

A teenage girl falls in love with her employer, but flees when he tries to make her his polygamous wife. All ends happily after his first wife sets herself on fire.

A high-schooler goes to prom with an old man.