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1. "I will be phenomenal to the women. I mean, I want to help women."
2. "So who's bringing the guns in this country? I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London!"
3. "If I had one wish, I'd ask for a big enough a** for the whole world to kiss.
4. Maybe because I'm so good looking."
5. "Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert. I ripped her f****** tonsils out.
6. "I'd beat a b**** down too if she gave my d*** and itch now.
7. "F*** you, Ms. Cheney"
8. "Now pop a little Zantac"
9. "Go find you a white crayon and color a f****** zebra!
10. "I need a machine gun! I'll take them all out!"
11. "The writer has the mind of a very dumb and backward child."
12. "I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge."
13. But dog, how the f*** is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
14. "I think Viagra is wonderful if you need it"
15. If she wasn't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
16. “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
17. “Look at my African-American!”
18. "Now see that gerbil, grab that tube, shove it up my butt, let that little rascal nibble on my a******."
19. “I’m the least racist person you have ever interviewed.”
20. "I understand the Chinese mind."