The Ultimate Hivemind Quiz 2

How much do you know about the GOATs Riley, Graydon, and Dignan? Make sure to check out pt1 if you haven't already

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Hint	Answer
What exotic animal did Dignan heroically smuggle out of El Salvador?	Egyptian Salamanders
What unfortunate state of mind does Dignan uncontrollably fall victim to if he has 0 points through the first three questions?	Goose Mode
According to Graydon, what fateful time of the evening was Spongebob shot and killed in a carryout?	3AM
What famous musician did Graydon refer to as a "walking banger" due to her song sampling "Hound Dog" by Mama Thornton?	Doja Cat
Which Pokémon's anti-semitism does Eden Burke blame for the inexplicably low rating of the first pokemon movie?	Pikachu
When Dignan rapped the whole alphabet from A-Z, which musical instrument did he use for X?	Xylophone
What A-List actor was famously barking at Steph Curry at Halfcourt according to the boys?	Sydney Sweeney
What famous red meat amusement park did the boys put under construction?	Pulled Pork Park
According to the boys, what mundane job would Harry Potter work if he didn't go to Hogwarts?	Iron Worker
According to Graydon, what is the traditional wedding dance done to "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran?	Father Dad Dance
According to Graydon, what extreme measure does he take so he can spend a day with his kids?	Call in A Bomb Threat
What nickname for drinking coffee do the boys think is hilarious?	Sucking Bean Piss
What piece of fast-food memorabilia did Graydon famously flirt with?	Starbucks Cup

Hint	Answer
What legendary D'Angelo song won the Fans Favorite Song Bracket?	Untitled (How Does it Feel)
Who's mustache did Graydon famously and hilariously mis-identify as Luther Vandross'?	Martin Luther King Jr
What demographic of person does Graydon sadly predict will become US president before a woman?	Gay Chinese Man
What limited time item does Dignan recommend McDonalds sell during pride month?	McGay
Which punctuation mark does the creator of an incredibly Westside Gunn impression claim to have invented?	Question Mark
What new name does Braniel call himself now that he's a Grape St Crip?	Craniel
What frat rap legend does Graydon like to guess when he doesn't know the answer?	Asher Roth
Which pop star shockingly wrote the "I-T I spell it out lyric" instead of J Cole or NF?	Shawn Mendes
What rappers' animal impression won the Rapper Adlibs bracket?	DMX
What incredible Yeat song did Graydon make up to guess?	Luh Me Duh Granky
What dignified name for a toddler does Graydon warn Riley not to have on his phone?	Newborn Johnson
What savage practice have the boys been quick (maybe a little TOO quick) to deny they have any participation in?	Cannibalism