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1. “Up with Jesus… Down with Santa..”
2. "I f**ked her then washed off my d**k with the curtains inside of the phantom"
3. "She swallow my kids, transport her, that's a school bus"
4. “She sucking, put me in a coma, I nut on that fish on my sofa.”
5. "Stick my d**k in the couch, I got comfortable"
6. "Like one, two, three, four, five, bust a thousand nuts all over their eyes"
7. "My b**ch came over and got f**ked by a kangaroo"
8. “I just f**ked a cup of water”
9. "Show my kids my d**k they say they proud of me"
10. “I’m so geeked up I might f**k a condom.”
11. "And I'm stroking it like a golf club"