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Hardware Store Lyrics

Enter all the words from "Hardware Story" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
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Verse 1
Chorus 1
Verse 2
Chorus 2
Bridge
Chorus 3
Nothin'
I
In
I
*sigh*
I
ever
can't
my
can't
Would
can't
(ever)
wait,
sleeping
wait,
you
wait,
happens
(no
bag
(no
look
(no
in
I)
I
I)
at
I)
this
I
camped
I
all
I
town
can't
out
can't
that
can't
Feelin'
wait
overnight
wait
stuff
wait
low
(oh
Right
(oh
They've
(oh
down
when)
in
when)
got
when)
(down),
When
front
When
Allen
When
not
are
of
are
wrenches,
are
a
they
the
they
gerbil
they
lot
gonna
store,
gonna
feeders,
gonna
to
open
then
open
toilet
open
do
up
as
up
seats,
up
around
that
soon
that
electric
that
here
door?
as
door?
heaters
door?
I
I'm
it
I'm
Trash
I'm
thought
goin'
was
goin'
campactors,
goin'
that
(yes
light
(yes
juice
(yes
I
I'm)
out
I'm)
extractors,
I'm)
would
goin',
I
goin',
shower
goin',
go
I'm
pressed
I'm
rods
I'm
right
a-
my
a-
and
a-
out
goin'
nose
goin'
water
goin'
of
to
right
to
meters
to
my
the
up
the
Walkie-talkies,
the
mind
Goin'
against
Goin'
copper
Goin'
Until
to
the
to
wires,
to
a
the
glass
the
safety
the
friend
(hard)
You
(hard)
goggles,
(hard)
told
ware
know,
ware
radial
ware
me
I'm
I
I'm
tires
I'm
the
goin'
had
goin'
BB
goin'
news
to
to
to
pellets,
to
He
the
be
the
rubber
the
said,
(hard)
first
(hard)
mallets,
(hard)
"Hey,
oh
in
oh
fans
oh
you
yes,
line
yes,
and
yes,
know
I'm
Gonna
I'm
dehumidifiers
I'm
that
goin'
get
goin'
Picture
goin'
vacant
to
me
to
hangers,
to
lot
the
a
the
paper
the
Right
Hardware
flashlight
Hardware
cutters,
Hardware
beside
store
and
store
waffle
store
the
 
a
I'm
irons,
I'm
gas
 
broom
goin'
window
goin'
station?
 
Want
(yes
shutters
(yes
Well,
 
a
I'm)
Paint
I'm)
somebody
 
pair
goin',
removers,
goin',
bought
 
of
I'm
window
I'm
it
 
pliers
a-
louvers,
a-
And
 
for
goin'
masking
goin'
on
 
every
to
tape
to
that
 
single
the
and
the
spot
 
room
Goin'
plastic
Goin'
they're
 
of
to
gutters
to
gonna
 
my
the
Kitchen
the
build
 
house
(hard)
faucets,
(hard)
a
 
See
ware
folding
ware
shop
 
those
I'm
tables,
I'm
Where
 
hacksaws?
goin'
weather
goin'
we
 
Very,
to
stripping,
to
can
 
very
the
jumper
the
go
 
soon
(hard)
cables
(hard)
buy
 
One
oh
Hooks
oh
bolts
 
of
yes,
and
yes,
and
 
them
I'm
tackle,
I'm
screws"
 
will
goin'
grout
goin'
Since
 
be
to
and
to
then
 
all
the
spackle,
the
I've
 
mine
Hardware
power
Hardware
been
 
Guys
store
foggers,
store
walking
 
with
 
spoons
I'm
on
 
nametags
 
and
goin'
air
 
walking
 
ladles
(yes
(air)
 
down
 
Pesticides
I'm)
I
 
the
 
for
goin',
can
 
aisles
 
fumigation,
I'm
barely
 
Rows
 
high-preformance
a-
brush
 
of
 
lubrication
goin'
my
 
garden
 
Metal
to
teeth
 
hoses
 
roofing,
the
or
 
that
 
waterproofing,
Goin'
comb
 
go
 
multi-purpose
to
my
 
on
 
insulation
the
hair
 
for
 
Air
(hard)
Cause
 
miles
 
compressors,
ware
I'm
 
and
 
brass
I'm
so
 
miles
 
connectors,
goin'
excited
 
Brand
 
wrecking
to
and
 
new
 
chisels,
the
I
 
socket
 
smoke
(hard)
really
 
wrenches
 
detectors
oh
don't
 
in
 
Tire
yes,
care
 
a
 
gauges,
I'm
I've
 
plethora
 
hamster
goin'
been
 
of
 
cages,
to
waiting
 
styles
 
thermostats
the
since
 
All
 
and
Hardware
last
 
arranged
 
bug
store
June
 
alphabetically
 
deflectors
 
For
 
And
 
Trailer
 
this
 
they're
 
hitch
 
day
 
doing
 
demagnetizers,
 
to
 
a
 
automatic
 
finally
 
promotional
 
circumcisers
 
arrive
 
stunt
 
Tennis
 
I'm
 
There's
 
rackets,
 
so
 
a
 
angle
 
happy
 
great
 
brackets,
 
(happy)
 
big
 
Duracells
 
now
 
purple
 
and
 
just
 
sign
 
Energizers
 
to
 
out
 
Soffit
 
be
 
front
 
panels,
 
alive
 
That
 
circuit
 
Cause
 
says
 
breakers,
 
any
 
every
 
vacuum
 
minute
 
27th
 
cleaners,
 
now
 
customer
 
coffee
 
I'm
 
Will
 
makers
 
gonna
 
get
 
Calculators,
 
be
 
a
 
generators,
 
inside
 
ball
 
matching
 
Well,
 
peen
 
salt
 
I
 
hammer
 
and
 
hope
 
free
 
pepper
 
they
 
 
 
shakers
 
open
 
 
 
 
 
soon
 
 
 
 
 
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