100 QUOTES - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Eat slugs!

I don't suppose you could tell me why you're trying to kill me.

Mum. Mummy, have you seen my jumper?

Your skills, after all, are legend.

There is a plot, a plot to make most terrible things happen.

Famous Harry Potter, can't even go into a bookshop without making the front page.

It's written in blood.

Oh no, boy! You and that bloody pigeon aren’t going anywhere!

Peskipiksi Pesternomi!

You can't! You don't understand!

How thick could you get?

Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

Don't even think about it.

I'll be waiting to open the door.

Go on, Ron. I ignored one from my Gran once. It was horrible.

Forgive me...your scar is legend, as, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you.

Immobulus!

Not today, Mr. Weasley.

Oh...it was dreadful. It happened right here in this very cubicle.

Stop! Stop! STOP!

I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.

Vipera. Evanesca.

I didn't get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at him.

Oh, dear, we are in trouble.

Me? Oh, I was, um, I was looking for a Flesh-Eating Slug Repellent.

Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn't a good sign.

Not now, bumpkins.

However, you will find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.

I'm trying! Your hand's all sweaty!

That's a lie!

Cornish Pixies?

And great scot! No wonder. Look at the time, we've been here nearly four hours. Spooky how the time flies when one's having fun.

Well, what do you expect, pumpkin juice?

Your bird may have blinded the Basilisk, but it can still hear you.

What the devil are you doing up here?!

Bad business, Hagrid. Very bad business.

I'll see you at school.

"Hello, Hagrid. Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?"

One, two, three, Vera Verto.

Therefore, it is only fitting...that you both receive special awards for services to the school.

That's been tampered with, that has!

If you put another toe out of line, we'll bring you straight home!

Mandrake, or Mandragora, is used to return those who have been petrified to their original state.

You lost me my servant!

Sorry. Lo-lost control of the trolley.

I know exactly the countercurse that could've spared her.

Weasley's wand causes devastation with the simplest spells.

Our worst fear has been realized, a student has been taken by the monster, into the Chamber itself.

What do I do now?

I don't know. I was distraught!

He called me a Mudblood.

I heard you speaking Parseltongue, snake language.

So you can send secret messages to your freaky little friends? No, sir.

Sherbet Lemon.

It is not wise to be wandering around at this late hour, Tom.

Professor, sir... your bird... there was nothing I could do... he just caught fire...

Bee in your bonnet, Potter?

What are you doing here? Get out of my house!

I didn't know you could read.

Where have you been?!

Oculus Reparo.

It's an odd sort of place this is, isn't it? Do you live here?

Mum fancies him.

Leave him alone.

A girl has been snatched by the monster.

Ten points if it goes through her stomach! Fifty points if it goes through her head!

Diagonally.

She’s still alive, but only just.

I'm afraid we feel you've rather lost your touch.

Not kill you, sir. Never kill you.

Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before.

Ugh, essence of Crabbe!

Oh, Mr. Malfoy. Stop making such a fuss. You can go.

Voice? What voice?

Can everybody see me? Can you all hear me?

Strange... I've never seen spiders act like that.

Silence, Wood.

The owl that delivered my release papers got all lost and confused. Some ruddy bird called Errol.

It’s not much, but it’s home.

You've got a new Seeker, who?

Why is it always me?

Not to mention the damage you inflicted on a Whomping Willow that's been on these grounds since before you were born!

I've never seen a more complicated potion.

The Chamber of Secrets has indeed been opened again.

Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs.

Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Mind your attitude, Malfoy.

They're dead scared that Harry'll petrify them if they fly anywhere near him.

All right there, Scarhead?

Perhaps it would be prudent to first teach the students to block unfriendly spells, Professor.

I'll kill you. I'll kill you!

Harry Potter must say he's not going back to school.

Only this time he chose to act through somebody else by means of this.

Brackium Emendo!

Good Lord, are you really?

Perhaps he managed to take a picture of his attacker?

Look, everyone, Weasley's got himself a Howler.

Skulking around Knockturn Alley? Dodgy place. Don't want no one to see you there.

She's a little sensitive.

No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood.