Anti-Jokes: Guess the Punchline

Can you guess the punchline to the purposefully unfunny jokes?

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Last updated: February 14, 2025

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Question	Answer
What kind of fish doesn't swim?	Dead ones
What do you call the medical student that graduates last in their class?	Doctor
Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands?	They're extinct
What did the man say when he lost his truck?	Where is my truck?
What do you call a Jamaican plumber?	A plumber

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What is green and fuzzy and if it falls from a tree it will kill you?	A pool table
What is brown and sticky?	A stick
What is blue and smells like red paint?	Blue paint
What is red and bad for your teeth?	A brick
Where did Susie go during the bombing?	Everywhere

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