On the boat. There was a girl. In New Mexico. And she trusted me.
Yeah, I don't know if the songwriters put that much thought into the existential significance of the lyrics. They literally rhyme 'about' with 'about.'
I think you had it for a moment and then you lost it
You're actually in a really good position now, because you can pretty much do anything you want. You're responsible for your own happiness, you know?
I just want to help you. I want to give your baby a better life.
You know it's funny, when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses...
You hear that, Bojack? Vincent is an adult, and I'll bet he knows how to treat a lady.
I need to go take a shower...
We have to do something before someone gets hurt.
Mostly I just felt old. There were all these teenagers there, twenty-somethings. I know from the outside, it might seem like I should be ready for kids, but I can't…
But you've got the heart of a champion.
All you have to do is smile and stay upright.
I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, I'm a good person and I need you to tell me that I'm good. Diane… tell me, please, Diane, tell me that I'm good.
I'm sorry. I'm not always good at using words to describe emotions.
I don’t understand how people… live.
In the great grand scheme of things, we’re just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So, it doesn’t matter what we did in the past, or how we’ll be remembered. The only thing that matters is right now: this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together.
Oh, she's a good girl. I can tell, she's a good girl, isn't she? Or are you a bad girl?
Oh, woah! She is losing a lot of blood, Bojack.
Just be charmingly effusive. Be yourself.
That's the problem. Because he's so nice, people don't want to think he's capable of awful things.
He’s so stupid, he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be.
The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't to search for meaning.
It's so cruel to let people love you. All you're doing is promising that one day you'll break their heart.
Thanks for inviting me to your party. Sorry I haven't really been mingling. I get kind of awkward at parties.
Hollyhock, wait, wait, wait!
Every stupid decision I made, every bad thing that has ever happened, it all started because of you.
See you on the other side!
There are some people you can't save.
Don't you ever stop running and don't you ever look behind you
Well, why does anything matter, right? Love is an illusion, and happiness is fleeting, and there's no such thing as God, and all your favorite musicians beat their wives.
Laura! Clear out the rest of my day!
Life's a bitch and then you die, right?
Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone.
Sorry I broke every piece of furniture you own. Will 20 dollars cover it?
You don't look so hot yourself, Herb
'Cause those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down with them.
... so I can't tell if I'm crying or not.
...all the red flags just look like flags.
ALLEGEDLY.
Also, I'm a zebra.
And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late.
Are you flirting with my boat right now?
Aren't you a writer?
Beautiful day for a drive, though, huh?
Better than what? Better than a sky full of stars?
But isn't the point of art less what people put into it and more what people get out of it?
Call me four out of five dentists, because I agree.
Diane, you don't have to explain anything to anyone.
Don't worry about it. But yes.
Good Lord, that's depressing.
Grow up. You play these games, "if I hadn't done this, if I wasn't so that", but you did, and you were and here we are.
Hahaha, oh well, it was nice while it lasted, right?
Have you tried alcohol?
He very clearly isn't and doesn't!
Hey! Aren't you the horse from Horsin' Around?
I can't be both of those things at once!
I don't know. It sounds like a lot of work.
I envy that.
I get it, it's my weight!
I got a team of cardiologists at Cedars who say different.
I have cancer
I have to push a boulder up a hill and then have it roll over me time and time again with no regard for my well-being.
It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.
It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.'
No, I don't think so. It's the way it is, you know. Everything must come to an end. The drip finally stops.
Oh, Bojack, no. There is no other side. This is it.
Right, Sarah Lynn? Sarah Lynn?
So they let him off the hook.
Sometimes. Sometimes, life’s a bitch and then you keep living.
The same thing that always happens. You didn't know me, then you fell in love with me and now you know me.
There's nothing for you behind you. All that exists, is what's ahead.
Uh, cool firepit!
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