Finish the Bojack Horseman Quote

You hear that, Bojack? Vincent is an adult, and I'll bet he knows how to treat a lady.

You know it's funny, when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses...

Sorry I broke every piece of furniture you own. Will 20 dollars cover it?

But you've got the heart of a champion.

There are some people you can't save.

Laura! Clear out the rest of my day!

Don't you ever stop running and don't you ever look behind you

I think you had it for a moment and then you lost it

Oh, woah! She is losing a lot of blood, Bojack.

Well, why does anything matter, right? Love is an illusion, and happiness is fleeting, and there's no such thing as God, and all your favorite musicians beat their wives.

Mostly I just felt old. There were all these teenagers there, twenty-somethings. I know from the outside, it might seem like I should be ready for kids, but I can't…

Hollyhock, wait, wait, wait!

Yeah, I don't know if the songwriters put that much thought into the existential significance of the lyrics. They literally rhyme 'about' with 'about.'

On the boat. There was a girl. In New Mexico. And she trusted me.

I don’t understand how people… live.

I'm sorry. I'm not always good at using words to describe emotions.

In the great grand scheme of things, we’re just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So, it doesn’t matter what we did in the past, or how we’ll be remembered. The only thing that matters is right now: this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together.

Life's a bitch and then you die, right?

Thanks for inviting me to your party. Sorry I haven't really been mingling. I get kind of awkward at parties.

Just be charmingly effusive. Be yourself.

You're actually in a really good position now, because you can pretty much do anything you want. You're responsible for your own happiness, you know?

Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone.

Is it terrifying?

All you have to do is smile and stay upright.

I need to go take a shower...

What happened, Bojack?

See you on the other side!

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't to search for meaning.

I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, I'm a good person and I need you to tell me that I'm good. Diane… tell me, please, Diane, tell me that I'm good.

I just want to help you. I want to give your baby a better life.

Oh, she's a good girl. I can tell, she's a good girl, isn't she? Or are you a bad girl?

Every stupid decision I made, every bad thing that has ever happened, it all started because of you.

You don't look so hot yourself, Herb

It's so cruel to let people love you. All you're doing is promising that one day you'll break their heart.

He’s so stupid, he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be.

That's the problem. Because he's so nice, people don't want to think he's capable of awful things.