Finish the Bojack Horseman Quote

See you on the other side!

On the boat. There was a girl. In New Mexico. And she trusted me.

There are some people you can't save.

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't to search for meaning.

You don't look so hot yourself, Herb

Thanks for inviting me to your party. Sorry I haven't really been mingling. I get kind of awkward at parties.

Is it terrifying?

It's so cruel to let people love you. All you're doing is promising that one day you'll break their heart.

Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone.

Yeah, I don't know if the songwriters put that much thought into the existential significance of the lyrics. They literally rhyme 'about' with 'about.'

Hollyhock, wait, wait, wait!

I need to go take a shower...

Every stupid decision I made, every bad thing that has ever happened, it all started because of you.

Oh, she's a good girl. I can tell, she's a good girl, isn't she? Or are you a bad girl?

I'm sorry. I'm not always good at using words to describe emotions.

All you have to do is smile and stay upright.

Oh, woah! She is losing a lot of blood, Bojack.

I don’t understand how people… live.

You know it's funny, when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses...

But you've got the heart of a champion.

Laura! Clear out the rest of my day!

Just be charmingly effusive. Be yourself.

Mostly I just felt old. There were all these teenagers there, twenty-somethings. I know from the outside, it might seem like I should be ready for kids, but I can't…

I just want to help you. I want to give your baby a better life.

Life's a bitch and then you die, right?

He’s so stupid, he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be.

That's the problem. Because he's so nice, people don't want to think he's capable of awful things.

What happened, Bojack?

You're actually in a really good position now, because you can pretty much do anything you want. You're responsible for your own happiness, you know?

Well, why does anything matter, right? Love is an illusion, and happiness is fleeting, and there's no such thing as God, and all your favorite musicians beat their wives.

In the great grand scheme of things, we’re just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So, it doesn’t matter what we did in the past, or how we’ll be remembered. The only thing that matters is right now: this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together.

I think you had it for a moment and then you lost it

Sorry I broke every piece of furniture you own. Will 20 dollars cover it?

Don't you ever stop running and don't you ever look behind you

I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, I'm a good person and I need you to tell me that I'm good. Diane… tell me, please, Diane, tell me that I'm good.

We have to do something before someone gets hurt.