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Lyrics

'Ullo-'Ullo-'Ullo-'Ullo

'Ullo John! Gotta new motor?

Your dog's made a mess on the carpet

He lost his bottle in Barnsley

He's an Avon Representative

'Ullo John! Gotta new motor?

Hahahahahahahaha

Motor, motor, motor, motor

'Ullo John! Gotta new motor?

They put me in a special 'ospital

Is there life on Mars?

Is there life in Peckham?

What's that switch over there for?

AH AH AH AH OW!

'Ullo John! Gotta new motor?

He can't half play the bongos

He's got a record by Billy Joel

Them locks are easy

Here's my calling card: WALLOP!

That's a piece of balsa

You can make a model out of that

He stuck his head in a dustbin

Then ran through the launderette

'Ullo John! Gotta new motor?

'Ere John do you like the suit here

Eh eh it's a lovely suit innit?

'Ere, wanna brown ale?

'Ullo John! Gotta new motor?

Mine's a light and bitter

'Ullo John! Gotta new mot-AH! ... AH! ... AH!

He works on the Thames Barrier

I keep tropical fish

In me underpants

'Ullo John! Gotta new motor?

He walks around with an 'at on

Oh yeah, our Rodney yeah, he's the intelligent one

He's in the police force

Very bright he is

'Ullo John! Gotta new motor?

Been to Miami? Lovely... Miami

Package tour in Miami

You can't get a light and bitter

You can't get a light and bitter in Miami though

You can get one in Bermondsey though

That's a nice sound as well, Bermondsey

You can get a light and bitter, and it sounds nice

Light and bitter, that sounds nice, I'd like a light and bitter

Oh cheers thanks a lot

Oh nice one yeah

Alright, what you having? What you having eh?

Pina Colada?

Lovely, here you must be sophisticated

'Ullo-'Ullo-'Ullo-'Ullo

'Ullo John! Gotta new motor?

Your dog's made a mess of the carpet

'Ullo John! Gotta new motor?

Here that's a nice three piece suite, yeah

I like your music centre

Here, got any Demis Roussos?

Oh, I like him, Barry Manilow

I think he's terrific

Oh I love him, I love Barry Manilow

I go all weak, when I hear Barry Manilow, I go all weak

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