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Hint
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Answer
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There was a ____ not long ago
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Time
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Where each and every ____
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Day
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At ____ o’clock each evening
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Six
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You knew _____ was on it’s way
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News
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From anchors of _____
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And ____ channels to choose
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Three
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It’s what we _____ the news!
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Called
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Then along came _____
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Cable
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And the ____ race ensued
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Ratings
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Great ____ found themselves replaced
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Legends
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By _____ with big fake boobs
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Blondes
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Debate replaced _____ politically skewed, it’s what we call the news!
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Punditry
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We interrupt this story which is coming from ____
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Iraq
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‘Cause Rosie’s suing ____, _____ suing Rosie back!
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Donald
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We’re cutting from ______
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Darfur
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We’re in ___ _____ with urgent news!
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Des Moines
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“There’s a _____ in my food!”
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Finger
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Guitar Strings, titles, sound effects, and _____ everywhere!
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Graphics
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Breaking news each ____
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Minute
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In the _____ to get on air
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Rush
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With ______, dramas, tragedies
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Scandals
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And mindless _______
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Ballyhoo
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That’s turned our brains to ___!
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Goo
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Now only three percent can point to _____ on a map
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Kabul
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But 96 percent can claim they’ve seen Brit’s ____-___
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Putty-Tat
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The world's greatly affected by the _____ you choose to put into the news!
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Stories
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_____ chases, plane wrecks, shootings
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Bronco
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Victims on a ____
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Cruise
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JonBenet, Scott Peterson, and __ ____ too!
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Anna Nicole
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_____ in rehab
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Celebrities
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And a _______ at the zoo!
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Mauling
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It's ___ we call the... ___ we call the... ___... we... call... the... news!
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What
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This just in: President ____ can’t open a door.
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Bush
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They call this ____ the news!
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Crap
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