What We Call The News JibJab Lyrics

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There was a ____ not long ago
Time
Where each and every ____
Day
At ____ o’clock each evening
Six
You knew _____ was on it’s way
News
From anchors of _____
Integrity
And ____ channels to choose
Three
It’s what we _____ the news!
Called
Then along came _____
Cable
And the ____ race ensued
Ratings
Great ____ found themselves replaced
Legends
By _____ with big fake boobs
Blondes
Debate replaced _____ politically skewed, it’s what we call the news!
Punditry
We interrupt this story which is coming from ____
Iraq
‘Cause Rosie’s suing ____, _____ suing Rosie back!
Donald
We’re cutting from ______
Darfur
We’re in ___ _____ with urgent news!
Des Moines
“There’s a _____ in my food!”
Finger
Guitar Strings, titles, sound effects, and _____ everywhere!
Graphics
Breaking news each ____
Minute
In the _____ to get on air
Rush
With ______, dramas, tragedies
Scandals
And mindless _______
Ballyhoo
That’s turned our brains to ___!
Goo
Now only three percent can point to _____ on a map
Kabul
But 96 percent can claim they’ve seen Brit’s ____-___
Putty-Tat
The world's greatly affected by the _____ you choose to put into the news!
Stories
_____ chases, plane wrecks, shootings
Bronco
Victims on a ____
Cruise
JonBenet, Scott Peterson, and __ ____ too!
Anna Nicole
_____ in rehab
Celebrities
And a _______ at the zoo!
Mauling
It's ___ we call the... ___ we call the... ___... we... call... the... news!
What
This just in: President ____ can’t open a door.
Bush
They call this ____ the news!
Crap
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Apr 27, 2026
Love it. Great work