very bad plot descriptions

Anxious dad chases a kidnapper. His only ally keeps forgetting why. The kid gets indoctrinated by a cult in a glass room. Nobody dies, somehow.

Man hates family, loves hotel. Hotel loves him back... violently. Kid rides big wheel,

Depressed heir bails after a workplace accident, chills with freeloaders, then returns to gaslight his uncle into a fire. Circle of life or corporate takeover?

Sleep consultants plant fake drama in a CEO’s nap. One guy’s dead wife keeps photobombing the mission. Spinning top? Don’t think about it.

Teenagers get hyped for war like it's a COD DLC, then realize respawns are disabled.

A dentist frees a slave, they shoot people, crash a dinner party, and blow stuff up all for love.

Coked-up scammer yells, throws a midget, and wins at losing.

Loud jeweler screams, gambles, loses everything then finds a magic rock, then chaos ensues

Stat-obsessed loser turns baseball into Excel simulator, angers old men, wins anyway

Two losers scream about boobs, fail at life, and somehow don’t die from embarrassment. McLovin is the only winner.

man gets falsely accused, everyone loses their minds, and somehow the deer are the only sane ones.