The Office US Quotes

Gay Witch Hunt

Michael Scott

"I don't care if you're gay, or straight, or a lesbian, or ____, just get in here!"

Casual Friday

Phyllis Vance

"Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a ____"

Stress Relief

Stanley Hudson

"I feel like I'm working in my own ____"

Gossip

Kevin Malone

"Who's been saying there's another person inside of me, working me with ____"

The Alliance

Angela Martin

"I think ____ is kind of whorish"

Dinner Party

Jan Levinson

"The walls used to be white, like an asylum. I wanted them to be softer so I had them painted an ____ white"

Health Care

Pam Beesley

"I'm inventing new diseases... let's say that my ____ turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat, what would you call that?"

Product Recall

Dwight Schrute

"Identity theft is not a joke Jim, ____ of families suffer every year"

Fun Run

Creed Bratton

"I've been involved in a number of ____, both as a leader and a follower"

Costume Contest

Jim Halpert

"Stanley just drank ____ out of my mug, and didn't seem to realise that it wasn't his hot coffee"

Work Bus

Meredith Palmer

"You better fix this, I already ditched my ____ and I ain't losing any more good parts"

The Merger

Andy Bernard

"I'm always thinking one step ahead, like a ____ who makes stairs"

Classy Christmas

Kelly Kapoor

"Ultimatums are key. Basically nobody does anything for me unless I threaten to ____ ____"

The Carpet

Ryan Howard

"I would be creeped out by it, but it"s nothing compared to the way ____ looks at me"

Finale

Toby Flenderson

"I have 6 roommates, which are better than ____, because they have to give you one month's notice before they leave"

Did I Stutter?

Darryl Philbin

"In the gang world, we use something called ____ ____"