Villain Quotes and/or Monologues

Do you want to know how I got these scars?

Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge, exists without my consent.

I am defenseless. Take your weapon, strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.

No, no, no. No God. The only man in the sky... is me.

Yes... Of the thousands of comrades and the tens of thousands of enemies, you're the only one... who made me forget my dream... I sacrifice.

But it's becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer! I am small.

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Call it. Just call it. You need to call it. I can't call it for you, or it wouldn't be fair.

If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter.

Now your time is UP! And don't worry, I'll take good care of the kid.

REMEMBER! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYE!

I like humans. In the same way that humans are so fond of dogs. They're loyal, easily handled, clever and stupid. Just watching them is fun.

I always come back.

You vile, filth-sucking maggots! You will rue the day you crossed my path! Prepare yourself to embrace oblivion!

Remember... no Russian.

Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you right now.

And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!

I am... inevitable.

This world is rotten, and those who are making it rot deserve to die. Someone has to do it, so why not me?

Such sad, sad faces. But now is a time only for joy. You are going to be part of something beautiful. Once we reach the harbor, in front of all the world, you and your precious kung fu will die.

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer-thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. HATE. HATE.