Best Seinfeld Quotes Quiz

Fill in the blank for some of the greatest Seinfeld quotes.

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Character

Quote

Answer

George

Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you _______ it.

believe

Soup Nazi

No ____ for you!

soup

Jerry

I'm not gay. Not that there's anything _____ with that.

wrong

Jerry

He's a male _____. He's a mimbo!

bimbo

George

The ___ was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli!

sea

George

You can stuff your sorries in a ____, mister!

sack

George

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my ______.

parents

Elaine

I've ____ yada'd sex.

yada

Elaine
(in bathroom stall)

Can you spare a ______?

square

Jerry
(about his date)

She had man _____!

hands

Frank Costanza

It's Christmas for some, a Festivus for the rest of __!

Jerry

But are you still master of your ______?

domain

Bob (AIDS walk participant)

Bob: Who?! Who does not want to wear the ______?!

ribbon

Kenny Bania

Why do they call it ________? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.

Ovaltine

Lloyd Braun

________ now, insanity later.

Serenity

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4 Comments

Level 84

Jan 30, 2018

...and you want to be my latex salesman." (Jerry)

Level 52

Nov 16, 2020

love that show

Level 30

Jun 29, 2023

-"vandalay industries?"

-"you better believe it" or -"you looked stressed-oh, I'm stressed"

-"you're so good looking"

-"I declare this the summer of George"

Level 94

Jul 23, 2024

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY! ;)