Best Seinfeld Quotes Quiz

Fill in the blank for some of the greatest Seinfeld quotes.

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Last updated: March 21, 2012

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Character	Quote	Answer
George	Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you _______ it.	believe
Soup Nazi	No ____ for you!	soup
Jerry	I'm not gay. Not that there's anything _____ with that.	wrong
Jerry	He's a male _____. He's a mimbo!	bimbo
George	The ___ was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli!	sea
George	You can stuff your sorries in a ____, mister!	sack
George	My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my ______.	parents
Elaine	I've ____ yada'd sex.	yada
Elaine (in bathroom stall)	Can you spare a ______?	square
Jerry (about his date)	She had man _____!	hands
Frank Costanza	It's Christmas for some, a Festivus for the rest of __!	us
Jerry	But are you still master of your ______?	domain
Bob (AIDS walk participant)	Bob: Who?! Who does not want to wear the ______?!	ribbon
Kenny Bania	Why do they call it ________? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.	Ovaltine
Lloyd Braun	________ now, insanity later.	Serenity

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4 Comments

Level 84

Jan 30, 2018

...and you want to be my latex salesman." (Jerry)

Level 52

Nov 16, 2020

love that show

Level 30

Jun 29, 2023

-"vandalay industries?"

-"you better believe it" or -"you looked stressed-oh, I'm stressed"

-"you're so good looking"

-"I declare this the summer of George"

Level 93

Jul 23, 2024

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY! ;)