Real Or Fake Sports Quotes

1. "I’ll be happy if we win half of the games, but I also wouldn’t hate winning the other half."

2. "Sometimes Norwood plays so bad I think we should send him off to Dover."

3. "There are rumors about me going to Detroit, who would want to go there?"

4. "If they want to save the team they’d need Jesus himself."

5. "My main objective is to be professional, but to kill him."

6. "I see some of these proposed teams and I just think, who’d want to be in Cleveland?"

7. "If I ever saw myself saying I’m excited about going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face."

8. "I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable."

9. "Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long about it."

10. "I would rather have seen one of you die than this result. (After losing by over 30 points to the Bears)"

11. "The game was closer than the score indicated (After a 1-0 Blowout)"

12. "I play for Barcelona, stop with this Madrid talk."

13. "We’re sitting here, I’m supposed to be the franchise player, and we’re in here talking about practice."

14. "They are already talking about playoffs, let's first get to the playoffs."

15. "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know what religion yet."

16. "Gentlemen, It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football."

17. "90% of the game is half mental."

18. "Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it."

19. "If you don’t lose, you win, unless you draw."

20. "I played over half of the games I’ve played in."