Hazbin Hotel - Hazbin guarantee lirycs

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Charlie:
Come
 
on
 
in,
 
here's
 
your
 
key
 
Let
 
me
 
teke
 
your
 
bag,
 
wait
 
'til
 
you
 
see
 
The
 
hotel,
 
'cause
 
it's
 
great!
 
If
 
you
 
parked
 
your
 
car,
 
we'll
 
validate
 
All
 
our
 
guests
 
are
 
family
Angel:
Hay,
 
perv,
 
hands
 
off
 
the
 
chest
 
fluff!
Charlie:
That's
 
the
 
Hazbin
 
guarantee
 
And
 
did
 
I
 
mention
 
it's
 
free?
Alastor:
It's
 
worth
 
the
 
price
(now) Vaggie:
Al,
 
be
 
nice
Husk:
Full
 
of
 
drunks
(now) Vaggie:
Full
 
of
 
c-nts,
Niffty:
full
 
of
 
sticky
 
floors
 
covered
 
in
 
junk
Charlie:
Ha,
 
don't
 
mind
 
them
Angel:
No
 
one
 
does!
Charlie:
Or
 
that
 
role
(now) Vaggie:
Ugh,
 
cherri!
Cherri:
What
Charlie
You've
 
made
 
a
 
great
 
choise
 
to
 
save
 
your
 
soul
 
'Cause
 
redemption
 
is
 
possible
 
I
 
realy,
 
realy
 
hope
 
'Cause
 
if
 
it
 
isn't,
 
then
 
my
 
whole
 
live's
 
been
 
a
 
fuckin'
 
joke
 
And
 
my
 
friend
 
died
 
for
 
no
 
reason
 
And
 
I'm
 
never
 
gonna
 
cope
 
From
 
watching
 
him
 
get
 
fucking
 
murdered
 
right
 
in
 
front
 
of
 
me
 
last
 
month
Baxter:
What?,
Charlie:
there's
 
a
 
bar
Husk:
What
 
the
 
shit?
Charlie:
Have
 
a
 
beer
Baxter:
I
 
don't
 
drink,
Charlie:
I
 
just
 
know
 
you're
 
gonna
 
love
 
it
 
here
Charlie & (now) Vaggie:
We
 
can
 
live
 
in
 
harmony
Sinner:
No,
 
I
 
can't
 
making
 
a
 
fucking
 
Mai
 
tai
Charlie & (now) Vaggie:
That's
 
the
 
Hazbin
 
Guarantee
Charlie:
Now
 
repeat
 
after
 
me
 
I'm
 
checkin'
 
in
 
I'm
 
seekin'
 
guidance
 
Come
 
on,
 
everybody!
 
For
 
my
 
reckonin'
 
I'll
 
never
 
turn
 
to
 
violence
Vox:
Psst,
 
hey,
 
you
Sinner:
Who?
 
Me
Vox:
That's
 
right,
 
baby!
 
Redemption
 
got
 
you
 
snoring?
 
That
 
scene
 
was
 
fucking
 
boring
 
Have
 
you
 
considered
 
a
 
vocation
 
that
 
is
 
more
 
rewarding
 
Bacause
 
I
 
sense
 
a
 
drop
 
of
 
star
 
potential
 
With
 
a
 
little
 
boos
 
That
 
drip
 
could
 
turn
 
torrential
Velvette:
Come
 
on
 
down
 
to
 
Vee
 
Tower
Hint
Answer
 
Where
 
we
 
have
 
talent
 
flower
Valentino:
No
 
tellin'
 
how
 
hot
 
you
 
could
 
Get
 
once
 
you're
 
backed
 
by
 
our
 
power
Velvette:
Let's
 
start
 
with
 
a
 
killer
 
fit
 
Let's
 
get
 
filler
 
in
 
those
 
lips
Valentino:
Wax
 
that
 
gooch
 
and
 
pull
 
that
 
streep
Velvette & Valentino:
A-snip,
 
snip,
 
snip
 
Ooh,
Velvette:
all
 
of
 
hell's
 
gonna
 
want
 
you
Velvette & Valentino:
In
 
this
 
game,
 
no
 
one
 
outdoes
 
us
 
No
 
one
 
can
 
outbuzz
 
us
 
All
 
you
 
gotta
 
do
 
is
 
trust
 
us
 
Just
 
us
 
Trust
 
us
Vox:
Take
 
all
 
these
 
starring
 
roles
Valentino:
We
 
traddemarked
 
all
 
your
 
holes
Valentino & Vox:
There's
 
no
 
such
 
thing
 
as
 
being
 
totally
 
over-exposed
Velvette:
Except
 
now
 
they're
 
sick
 
of
 
you
 
'Cause
 
they've
 
seen
 
way
 
too
 
much
 
But
 
we'll
 
still
 
get
 
the
 
clicks
 
from
 
souls
 
who
 
hate
 
you
Vox:
Scratch
 
that,
 
they
 
changed
 
the
 
channel
 
And
 
we
 
can't
 
sell
 
the
 
scandal
 
Hope
 
you
 
had
 
fun,
 
but
 
we
 
are
 
done
 
with
 
you
 
Your
 
run
 
has
 
cancelled
 
We're
 
finished,
 
I'm
 
not
 
kidding
 
Get
 
the
 
fuck
 
out
 
of
 
my
 
biulding
 
Get
 
the
 
fuck
 
out
 
of
 
my
 
biulding!
Velvette & Valentino:
A-snip,
 
snip,
 
snip
 
Ooh,
 
all
 
of
 
hell's
 
gonna
 
want
 
you
 
You
 
tell
 
'em
 
that
 
no
 
one
 
outdoes
 
us
 
No
 
one
 
can
 
outbuzz
 
us
 
All
 
they
 
gotta
 
do
 
is—
Charlie:
Come
 
on
 
in
Velvette & Valentino:
Come
 
down
 
to
 
Vee
 
Tower
Charlie:
Here's
 
your
 
key
 
And
 
see
 
how
 
great
 
your
 
afterlive
 
could
 
be
 
We
 
can
 
live
 
in
 
harmony
Velvette & Valentino:
Why
 
be
 
nice
 
when
 
you
 
can
 
be
 
fameous
Charlie:
that's
 
the
 
Hazbin
Velvette & Valentino:
Sign
 
and
 
cash
 
in
Charlie:
Guarantee!
Vox:
Yeah,
 
right,
 
bitch
 
Trust
 
me
 
just
 
me
 
Trust—
 
Us
 
no,
 
I—
 
I
 
meant
 
to
 
say
 
us!
Velvette:
Uh-huh
Valentino:
Yeah,
 
okay
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Level 66
Mar 2, 2026
You accidentally wrote "teke" instead of take at the start

A line by cherry "full of cunts" is marked as Vaggie

Please accept cunts as type-in for the censored word