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Not so short, terrible toy maker wants to meet his dad. Pops is not impressed.

Guy goes back in time to save his baby mama from a machine with a machine gun. Even though he gets flattened, he'll be back.

Deck the halls with lots terrorists. Fa la la la... Uh oh, here comes a random dude with a gun.

Man is thrown to his death from apartment. He gets resurrected by a bird for the ultimate redemption.

A psycho and his goofy friend take down Drew Barrymore, and then half the cast. Beware of garage doors.

A dude goes crazy over a business card, then reverently sends an acquaintance to the grave with an axe.

A man falls in love, then accidentally kills a mobster with the help of a friend and a scorching hot pepper. Spoiler alert, his girl doesn't love him back.

Three misfits try to gain prestige at a party. Two look like idiots, one befriends some cops.

Dad's wife gets eaten, then his son is kidnapped by an Australian dude.

Creatures invade the planet. Water, a baseball bat and asthma restores a man's faith.

Idiot is hooked on a blond chick, then heals the nation through shrimp, ping pong, and lots of running.

Man flies out of a plane. Befriends a white ball and fixes a toothache

You know what's real? Nothing! Time for green pixels, a bendy spoon and breath-taking special effects!

The colony doesn't want to hear his ideas. Still, he pioneers, and then his enemy gets eaten by a bird.

Down syndrome person loves wrestling. Learns to swim, fish, and throw people to the moon.

Nerdy heartthrob transforms into a jacked dude, on a quest to find a big cat. Then his friend gets eaten by a hippo.

Burned out guy haunts kids for hitting the hay. He's got a sweet hat though!

After countless days hitting up bars, playing piano and jumping from tall heights, this man still can't escape rodents from pennsylvania.

Slow teen spends his life hunting wolverines, eating potato products, and perfecting the art of upper lip shading. He learns to dance and suddenly he's cool.

Businessman steals a suit and breaks into people's homes. He hates it at first, but comes to enjoy it as he gets fatter.