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Allahu Akbar, organic scum

but then after updating the BIOS. it relogged me back in

i had to write a FUCKING 3000 WORD ESSAY ON THE HISTORY OF THE DISHWASHER IM NOT KIDDING

You're not greedy... you're Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance!

DVRK GRV IS CVMING

i need to make my foreskin more elastic

How come isp never includes worldbox.......

i unironically read it to prepare for the aria-bamalian war in fmc3 (On Sun Tzu's The Art of War)

I ATE YOU (On successfully cannibalizing their opponent in Crusader Kings III multiplayer)

you are a fucking ### ###### and i will doxx your IP

I LOVE YOU JOSH!

I had some shower thoughts while washing my balls

I just mean shut up about the wallachian foreskin attack

I had a total of five (5) shits in the three-week long trip to Japan and Korea, one of which was diarrhea

oh yeah I forgot that filip’s racism elo is like 200

+1 cum If we do this while in a golden era, +10% cum efficency If we do this while owning Pomlen, +5% cum produced

and who the hell is dan cru

She dip on my thong till it's voiced aelvolar

yin-kun :heart: what the FUCK are you doing on that toilet

The Two Minutes Cope

God punished the Romans by making them italians

oh and i just remembered my irl name is josh

tbf if you can rob the dead of their organs, why can't you #### them while ur there

i just realised im gay

4,58 GB (On how many soyjaks they have downloaded to their computer)

i kind of wish i had a vagina

Okay mr president... here comes the aeroplane..

Trucking to moscow (On Prigozhin's revolt)

yin-kun :heart: what thar SHIVER ME TIMBERS be ye doing on that toilet

Sometimes im on the bus yeah and i think to myself "i cant believe im in transit right now im just like abraham"

and then they fucked in the rythm of hoi4 soundtrack

The house of ashan is actually a psychological warefare device..

Say the line burnedjak!!! I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me Haha, I love this fella

I accidentally shot Sunny Smiles

Wiltor brought us a large water-filled water and gave us both a drink.

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Tu… Słowacja… wysrana z węgierskiego mroku… A tam…. Polska…… stworzona w obrazu Boga… Nawet widać, że Słowacja jest ciemniejsza i smutniejsza niż Polska

filip_pl, i need you to understand that normal sane people do not read theology in their spare time

yeah lmfao i remember having to memorise which race inbreeding results in which race

Tbh i think i prefer men, it feels more immersive

I could have legal sex with young sheldon for the next 27 days

mfs be like "touch grass" BRO i am TRAPPED in the simulation there are only STAIRS

im going to #### you

I NEED lizzy to sit on my face

whats california girls

Hitler in the Führerbunker, 1945 Record scratch, freeze frame Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

brvh I tried to do the retroflex trill and my mom asked if I am okay

Filip with his new witty message, ### ####### locked and loaded ready to press enter

Guys please dont actually post my actual foot

Just get a theoretical degree in physics

no i just think women are ########

Self proclaimed free thinkers when they hear phonic songs for kids

I don't know how far it got but if I accidentally cast a minecraft youtuber to an Uzbekistani hotel owner's tv I will harakiri

A second shawarma has fallen into your mouth

i was about to ask "why dont they use radio waves to distribute music" and then i just realised what i typed out

I'll distim your fucking doshes mf

WHAT THE #####

i am washin clothes n shit cause im at the fuckin laundry

Supercharged POZZED economy

I guess I rim my ass all the time then

Ok I'm fapping so idc

it's giving Toltas

Pyebgǔth would order a Happy Meal and discard the toy :imp:

proof by bob dylan. qed

You compared fxmana to fucking bach

The Matrix is kind of like gnosticism

sissy patriots in control

yeah the chicken represents the courage of the szlachta

First AI-assisted genocide

im old money i do gonsters

i have an hourglass figure

Too many people want to have their cocks sucked and not enough want to suck cocks

mission Yggdrasil

"Is he... your spren? Your god?" "No," Kaladin said. "He's oil you know."

in the grim darkness of the far future there is only CRAZY HAMBORGIR

The Oligarch wishes to speak to you directly.

the major ##### the small minor when it devs

if mao zedong were to be milked i would gladly enjoy his milk

the old and new testament are like Hyruhan before and after the Primarchean

We call him Crazy Peter

How many Spongebobs to kill Mochai?

hyruhan initial version (HIV)

Catholic Church = EU Printing press = Facebook Reformation = MAGA

Healthy young child goes to pyebguthean priest, gets pumped with massive tattoo of dark rune, doesn't feel good and changes - REAPER. Many such cases!

I fucked the frog and it drained all the levels I grinded in 2 hours

The #### Party will #### King Charles

good let amerikkka die (On the resurgence of measles in the United States)

i need to move to wales and submit myself to a black king immediately

Dont let whatever ###### is sitting on the yank throne ruin your life

adding clicks into your conlang is like not getting the same high from normal #### so you swtich to extremes

JUST remmembered all the civils who died in the oppian burning of moxon.,., gonna need to hit my vape for that

pinky promise that ive never ##### anyone

I can feel the hamburger grease on the keyboard keys used to write that

united kingdom sounds like a mobile game

The united states WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS!!!! As president, i will sign an executive order to send the dreadful people of Haiti to DAVY JONES' LOCKER