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What Would Brian Boitano Do? Lyrics

Can you name the lyrics to the song What Would Brian Boitano Do? from the South Park movie?
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Lyrics [Stan]
What
 
would
 
Brian
 
Boitano
 
do
 
if
 
he
 
was
 
here
 
right
 
now?
 
He'd
 
make
 
a
 
plan
 
and
 
he'd
 
follow
 
through,
 
that's
 
what
 
Brian
 
Boitano'd
 
do
[Kyle]
When
 
Brian
 
Boitano
 
was
 
in
 
the
 
Olympics
 
skating
 
for
 
the
 
gold
 
he
 
did
 
two
 
Salchowz
 
and
 
a
 
triple
 
lutz
 
while
 
wearing
 
a
 
blindfold
[Cartman]
When
 
Brian
 
Boitano
 
was
 
in
 
the
 
Alps
 
fighting
 
grizzly
 
bears
 
he
 
used
 
his
 
magical
 
fire
 
breath
 
and
 
saved
 
the
 
maidens
 
fair!
[Kyle & Stan]
So
 
what
 
would
 
Brian
 
Boitano
 
do
 
if
 
he
 
were
 
here
 
today?
 
I'm
 
sure
 
he'd
 
kick
 
an
 
ass
 
or
 
two
 
that's
 
what
 
Brian
 
Boitano'd
 
do
[Cartman]
I
 
want
 
this
 
V-Chip
 
out
 
of
 
me,
 
it
 
has
 
stunted
 
my
 
vocabulary
[Kyle]
And
 
I
 
just
 
want
 
my
 
mom
 
to
 
stop
 
fighting
 
everyone
[Stan]
For
 
Wendy
 
I'll
 
be
 
an
 
activist
 
too,
 
'cause
 
that's
 
what
 
Brian
 
Boitano'd
 
do!
[All]
And
 
what
 
would
 
Brian
 
Boitano
 
do?
 
He'd
 
call
 
all
 
the
 
kids
 
in
 
town,
 
and
 
tell
 
them
 
to
 
unite
 
for
 
truth,
 
that's
 
what
 
Brian
 
Boitano'd
 
do
[skipped dialogue]
When
 
Brian
 
Boitano
 
traveled
 
through
 
time
 
to
 
the
 
year
 
3010
 
he
 
fought
 
the
 
evil
 
robot
 
king
 
and
 
saved
 
the
 
human
 
race
 
again
[Cartman]
And
 
when
 
Brian
 
Boitano
 
built
 
the
 
pyramids,
 
he
 
beat
 
up
 
Kublai
 
Khan,
[Stan and Kyle]
Because
 
Brian
 
Boitano
 
doesn't
 
take
 
shit
 
from
[All]
anybody!
 
So
 
let's
 
call
 
all
 
the
 
kids
 
together,
 
to
 
unite
 
to
 
stop
 
our
 
moms,
 
and
 
we'll
 
save
 
Terrance
 
and
 
Phillip
 
too
 
'cause
 
that's
 
what
 
Brian
 
Boitano'd
 
do
 
and
 
we'll
 
save
 
Terrance
 
and
 
Phillip
 
too
 
'cause
 
that's
 
what
 
Brian
 
Boitano'd
 
do
 
'Cause
 
that's
 
what
 
Brian
 
Boitano'd
 
do!
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