Genshin Impact Characters April Fools Edition

Wet feet

Lets go gambling

Neko Neko Neko

Terrorist

Lupical the Third

Tone-Deaf Bard

Rich Girl, Poor Life Choices

Poor Guy, Questionable Life Choices

So unlucky his birthday is on 2/29, look it up

Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan

Edge Lord Appearance, Gentlemanly Voice

The best God

Has she ever found out the lyre is still broken yer

Acting Klee's Mother

Went to buy milk for six months or 5 years

Works a job she hates

Work a job she likes, a little too much, but we still spend money on her

That monster went out in the best way possible

Puppet

Also Puppet

Clanker

The joke character

OBJECTION

Bite me Father

Best designed four star, almost never on rate up

Best four star

Forgets his keys

Has the above's keys

Where's the lamb sauce!

The best Archon

The worst Archon, because she isn't one, needs all the head pats

"My girl a 10, but she is 10" - Max0r

"My girl a 10, but she is 10" - Me

"My girl a 2, but she is 2 (Foot)" - Everyone

Impossible to make a Crit build

I wish we could get those costumes in-game

The longest Story Quest

Fake cat girl

Cutest girl since Klee

Harken, do thou amend thy face with splendors and fortune. Wouldst thou joineth your princessen around her kingdom on this glorious dawn.

Red Collei

Green Amber

Male Green Amber

I had to listen to him for an entire quest while his pet is just grooving half the time, and I love both of them for it.

Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale

"Kinda fair skinned for a dessert dweller"

Will never see her stars lights up

Edge lord in appearance, autistic when you talk to him

Otaku Grandma

Has the best pet

Has the most adorable pet

Has a pet we know and tolerate

Has the worst pet

You lost the 50/50

Edgelord? Emo? Goth? My vote is for tsundere

Will absolutely choose violence the moment negotiations fail

Will absolutely choose violence when sobber

Will absolutely choose violence

Raiden Shogun's biggest simp

Missed opportunity to add the Abyss element to the game

Yeeted

Doesn't matter what the wiki says hers species is, this girl is a succubus

I prefer him in Mortal Kombat

Discount Sherlock Holmes

Discount Batman

Blocks one attack and suddenly he's ready to take on a God

Card games on motorcycles is an old joke he would absolutely make

The only 5 star character to be reduced to a plot device

Musket enthusiast

Tiger mom

Tiger mom's little sister

We knew she would immediately be in the very next summer event

Experienced the saddest character death

Experienced the saddest character death, offscreen

Finally a character not fighting in heels

Was barely in the Natlan story

Everyone pronounced his name wrong at least one time

I have nothing for this guy, he's so boring I can't think of a way to make it funny, so just type Ayato, that's the joke

When a late 4 star anemo catalyst is worse than an early 4 star anemo catalyst

Mother Goose

Rock star with a pyro vision, should have been geo

Puts the most poisonous things in her food, we eat it anyway

Geo finally becomes good

Was only in the story to be told to stay out of the story

Why can I picture him in a maid outfit

Will never get to do his job

The biggest scam other than the idea of winning the 50/50

Cliff climbing ASMR

Zenitsu

Spell his name I dare you

Oh no, hospital food

Hatsune Miku

He want that dog in him

"I won't help you", "They said your books won't sell", "How dead do you want them?"

I'm surprised the world is still here after she and Klee met

Teased dendro element for almost two versions

That sword is still there from when she yeeted it across the city

Kills her enemies by dropping buildings on them

No play and all work makes me a dull girl

The only character I would switch to Japanese Dub for

Cat girl

I hate her new voice actor, she sounded better shy

Why does he sound so bored

Classic set up for a murder in a city built around court cases

Gotta respect someone who can put up with so much S#$*

Makes every straight man and lesbian question their sexuality

Biggest Slappy in Teyvat until Lauma came

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Say what you want about catholic priests, but at least they don't force a baptism

Takes pictures of ice sculptures

Implied she's a lesbian

Edward Elric

I've only found one person to include them in a Jetpunk "All" Playable Characters quiz

Not playable, not a character, just emergency food, don't care if you like her you;re not getting a perfect score otherwise