Dearest Gentle Reader,
This issue will be a true test as to your place in society. I find that only a true diamond could name every prominent member of our ton. Should you succeed in your endeavour, you may be recommended to the Queen as one to watch this season. If you fail, revealing your true rakishness, you should perhaps flee to the country and hope the ton forgets the error of your ways.
Yours Sincerely,
Lady Whistledown