Honkai: Star Rail characters but really badly explained

The mc who used to be the plot but is no longer the plot, theorized and probably is an ex-Stellaron Hunter

Has multiple identity crises but never deviates from his origin: grabbable waist dragon man chased by a dude

Walking trans flag with the selfie obsession

Originally from Hi3, can't wait to see what epic things he does in lore (apart from having fallen off the meta and talking with Acheron for a bit)

Hoyo PLEASE DO NOT KILL HER THIS HONKAI GAME TOO IM STILL NOT OVER HI3

Chicken wing boy who speedran his redemption by doing the fade away guy meme in front of Robin. Also he's a day of the week

Originally from Hi3 too, her earrings are Kinder egg sized- also her model gains eyebags after you finish the Belobog questline

"Wah wah wah, so annoying!", her HSR self is the opposite of her Hi3 counterpart- also no Veliona?

Do you think she reads fanfiction- Lynx's bestie

HERE TAKE THIS HUGE PILL

Do y'all ever just break your guitar after thinking about your situationship with the woman who is now destroying the country

He has zero art skills but we love his silly wanted posters

Agent of elation who gets called shampoo and is hated by the mc

Is a healer but has a super heavy gun

Absolutely hated by Seele, basically genderbent Vi without her swagger

The Great Pitch Dark-

Girlie plz put some shoes on otherwise your robot dad is gonna get mad

Suicidal lightning character we all forgot about, but we sure as hell remember the dog that goes with him

Literally so rich she pays the debt for the entire space station

Her ego is so big her real playable version just has "The" in front of her name. Also do NOT let her bake

Abandoned all her cat cakes, tried to revive a dead Aeon, left all of this to us, refused to elaborate, and then left

Got his bathtub stolen by Cipher, had that same bathtub in his trailer, has more muscle than Itto, "professor" except a chalk to the face from him would insta kill you

His life objective is chasing after one dragon dude, legally cannot die

Be a gamer do crime and be a Bronya expy also

Not a cockroach, mom (HEAVILY debatable) who left with the milk, only came back to videocall Himeko, found for two minutes on the Xianzhou... and evaporated from the story ever since (Hoyo it's been more than two years please)

I'LL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE-

I think she might be dead for real chat (Xianzhou questline), not human

Permanent eyebags, used to be Sparkle before Sparkle replaced her

Her best weapon is not her sword BUT HER GIANT CHICKEN-

A streamer who performs really sick tricks and put a pipe bomb in your mailbox

Scared of her job, scared of her own tail (justified)

He has lifelong beef with coriander

The last 4star we had (and probably will ever have)

Her neck went snap

Professional tile gambler and work skipper

Will divine you and your mother but legally can't reach the top shelf

Blindfolded but still can look at her phone screen...?

Is that a dead Aeon in your coffin or is bro just happy

Smol dragon who gambles with healing

General with a pet lion and a permanent :3 face

The "lacking general" who doesn't actually lack anything (except a tail)

Gallagher for rich people

The REAL dragon man this time

Foxian jesus is that you

Got beaten up by so many people so many times yet never gives up and is still alive somehow, is half of the Xianzhou's laughingstock

FULL COUNTER GO

Danced with Acheron and quickly found out that lesbianism is so good it's deadly (dw she's fine)

Raiden Bosenmori Mei- is most likely gonna get calls from Cyrene asking if she has horns, and most likely won't remember why she has anyone in her contacts list

WEEEELCOME TO MY, WOOOOOORLD-

Is also in Hi3 because of a collab now, had some controversy going on about this character too because of her dialogue with Aventurine- agent of chaos who tried her hand at blowing an airship up

Is already dead and actually an old guy

Lingsha for broke people, also he's Thirteen (not his actual age)

Is forbidden to swear, Arlecchino's lost cousin who had people going feral

Underrated character, epic hater of mokeys and has immaculate drip and an actual playlist you can listen to on Spotify

"Doctor, you're huge!", he says.

Has so many pets I wonder how she hasn't gotten kicked out of the IPC

One of the most hated characters and yet people pulled for her regardless. Last IPC arc we got was with her, I need that faction back Hoyo

Flirted with a plant.

Legally blind is back except she's also legally blonde and legally dead

Autobattle gameplay king, Primal Groudon but made human

There's three of them, perhaps more, Amphoreus's Amazon services

Unlimited Blade Works except you gotta roll 200 times for his lightcone

EXCALIBUUUUUUUUR-

His real passion is Dromas

Kevin Kaslana

Parfodelis but more cat and with confusing ear physics

Barbara and Charlotte's estranged kid

Stuck in the shadow realm with her pet dragon

Saved Kafka from the depths of the meta tierlist, made DoT relevant again and OH MY GOD FINALLY A PLAYABLE CHARACTER WHO SUMMONS A WHALE (a literal whale not the type of player)

Furina but even shorter

Emo March with a case of obsession for... herself?

The REAL dragon- wait. *reads script* WHY IS THERE A THIRD ONE OF HIM????

Actually literally just Elysia