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Misheard
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Correct
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Santa's breaking down on a camels back
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City's breaking down on a camels back
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Think of Batman pooping snakes
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Take the path that moonbeams make
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A year has passed since I broke my nose
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A year has passed since I wrote my note
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Get your free cone
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Get your freak on
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It's your grandma
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Is it real now?
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Had to have high high hopes for a lemon
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Had to have high high hopes for a livin'
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Billy Jean is not my mother
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Billy Jean is not my lover
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Got a long list of Starbucks lovers
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Got a long list of ex lovers
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Censored on the petal
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Foot on the petal
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I'm farting carrots
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I'm 14 karats
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Ain't trying to censored
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Ain't trying to front
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I walk this lonely road I am the only one I wore cologne
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I walk this lonely road I am the only one I walk alone
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If you change your mind, Jackie Chan, I’m the first in line, Jackie Chan
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If you change your mind, take a chance, I’m the first in line, take a chance
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In New York, concrete jungle, wet dream, tomato
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In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made, oh
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We built this city on sausage rolls
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We built this city on rock and roll
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Cereal, little darling, cereal
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Stir it up, little darling, stir it up
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Chips for free
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Chicks for free
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We're working for peanuts
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We're headed for venus
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Enter night, eggs and light
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Enter night, exit light
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Kicking your cat all over the place
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Kicking your can all over the place
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Shamu the mysterious whale
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She moves in mysterious ways
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Animal
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Panama
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Lets pee in the corner lets pee in the spotlight
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That's me in the corner that's me in the spotlight
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They paved paradise and put up a censored lot
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They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
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I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed
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I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed
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