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Fill in the missing words from these Seinfeld quotes.
Not necessarily spoken by Jerry.
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Insanity Later
If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.
I don't have grace, I don't want grace, I don't even say grace.
The jerk store called; they're running out of you!
As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.
If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved.
Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don't stare at it.
You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me.
Poppie's a little sloppy.
I just couldn’t decide if he was really sponge-worthy.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
Three squares? You can’t spare three squares?
I’m like a phoenix rising from Arizona!
Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool.
George Costanza's handicapped bathroom on the sixteenth floor is now open to all employees and their families.
Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country. It doesn't make sense.
Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own.
The sea was angry that day, my friends.
"I'll sniff out a deal. I have a sixth sense." "Cheapness is not a sense."
See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation.
You're an errand girl sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.
You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?
You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
I'm afraid it's your urine, Elaine. You've tested positive for opium.
And you want to be my Latex salesman.
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