You Can't Fight the Homestuck Lyrics

Guess all the characters/events/etc. referenced in this Homestuck parody of We Didn't Start the Fire.
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Very first character seen in Homestuck
John Egbert
Character under the handle "tentacleTherapist"
Rose Lalonde
Term used when a character rises to a higher level
Ascend
Antonym of the previous
Descend
Term used when a character reaches god tier
Rise up
How characters flee from a fight
Abscond
Character who lives by herself on an island
Jade Harley
Character with red text
Dave Strider
Computer game that is the catalyst for the story
They all play Sburb and end the world
First item used to prototype John's Kernelsprite
Harlequin
What John's sprite takes the form of
Nanna
Dave's ectobiological father
Bro
Pre-Scratch Roxy Lalonde
Mom
Character with a Wallet Fetch Modus
Dad
How Rose maneuvers sometimes
Youth Roll
Jade's dead family member that's stuffed and kept by the fireplace
Grandpa
Service the kids use to chat with each other
Pesterchum
Separate comic by Homestuck's creator that's also featured in Homestuck
Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro
Dave's planet in the Medium
Heat and Clockwork
John's planet in the Medium
Wind and Shade
Jade's planet in the Medium
Frost and Frogs
Rose's planet in the Medium
Light and Rain
The second words in WV and PM respectively
Vagabond and Mendicant
Exile who's obsessed with the law
Renegade
Creatures that live on the planets in the Medium
Consorts
Final bosses players face in the Medium
And denizens
Celestial body that directs the meteors to Earth
Skaia
Number of the blind prophets
413
Event where the Dersites defeat the Prospitians
Countdown to the Reckoning
Purple planet and yellow planet that characters go to when they fall asleep
Derse and Prospit
Citizens of the previous
Carapaces
Weapon creating by combining a Claw Hammer and a Green Slime Ghost Pogo
Pogo Hammer
Author of the "Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery" book
Sassacre
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Rose's first cat
Jaspers' secret
What Dave's sprite is called
Davesprite
John's adopted salamander
Casey
Rose's second cat
Mutie
Alternate realities where characters die
Doomed timelines
Species of Jade's pet, Becquerel
Good dog, best friend
Dersite who is one of the main antagonists
Jack causes many people’s end
Ruler of Derse
Black Queen
Sound the crocodile consorts make
Nak Nak
What Grandpa does with the corpse of Dream Jade
Stuffing corpses
What Karkat says/does to pacify Gamzee
Shoosh pap
John's gift that he names Liv Tyler
Robot bunnies
Group featured in the first intermission
Midnight Crew
Terezi's nickname for Dave
H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?
One of the most important characters in Homestuck
Lil' Cal
What John accidentally creates in the lab
Babies
Special science involving matter transportation
Ectobiology
Drink that may or may not actually be urine
Apple juice
Alternian version of Peter Pan
Pupa Pan
Actor who stars in one of John's favorite movies "Con Air"
Nic Cage
Small society that Wayward Vagabond creates
City of cans
"The white text guy"
Doc Scratch
Eighth member of the Felt
Snowman
A SBaHJ joke that's referenced in Dave's strife with Bro
I warned you bout those stairs, man
What players ascend to when they're killed on their quest bed
God tiers
A calendar was released with Eridan crossdressing in this month's picture
March drag
What Bing Crosby often gets called in Homestuck
Who even is this douchebag?
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Troll who is the lowest on the hemospectrum caste
Exploring with Aradia
Troll whose classpect is Page of Breath
Tavros
Troll represented by the Gemini sign
Sollux
:33 < *troll who types in a roleplay style! :33*
Nepeta
Blind troll
Terezi’s nuts
First troll seen in Homestuck
Karkat’s a crab
Troll whose trolltag is "terminallyCapricious"
Gamzee’s got issues with his dad
Troll whose Lusus is named Aurthour
Equius
Troll who is the highest on the hemospectrum caste
Feferi
Troll who becomes a rainbow drinker
Kanaya the vampire fashion queen
Troll whose dancestor is Cronus
She slices Eridan in half
Troll who gets proposed to by Hussie
And Vriska is a badass
What Karkat uses to show John their romance system
Shipping charts
Term for great rhymes
Sick fires
Phrase used when many things are happening at once
All the irons in the fire
Taboo items in Alternian society due to their relation to reproduction
Buckets
Cute and friendly squid creatures
Squiddles
Entities that Eridan kills on his planet in the Medium
Angels
Guardians to the trolls
All the Lusii get culled
Gamzee's favorite drink
Faygo
Alternian version of beds
Recupercoons
Creatures in the Furthest Ring
Horrorterrors kill you
What the Signless is viewed as
Troll Jegus
One way to describe the Makara line
Killer clowns
Term for the trolls' singular Sgrub session that they originally thought was split up
Mobius Double Reacharound
You can't fight the Homestuck!
The "flushed quadrant"
Matesprits
The "ashen quadrant"
Auspistice
The "pale quadrant"
Moirail
The "caliginous quadrant"
And Kismesis
Baking company John hates
Betty Crocker
Initialism of the hip-hop band that becomes president of the U.S.
ICP
The Knight of Time's exploits while time traveling cause a lot of...
Dead Daves are the enemy
Planet whose creation is responsible for Lord English
Green Sun
Colloquial term for the universe created after the Scratch
Alphaverse
First character that appears in Act 6
Jane
Character under the handle "tipsyGnostalgic"
Roxy
Character who lives by himself on an island
Jake
Character with orange text
And Dirk
Initialism of the Pesterchum handle(s) for the cherub(s)
UU / uu
Dirk's hero class
Princely tights
Food Network host that is killed by post-Scratch Rose
Guy Fieri is the antichrist
The kids' methods of carrying and storing items
Captchalogue Modus
One's main weapon that they're storing
And strife specibus
John and Dave's class, respectively
Heir and Knight
Jade and Rose's class, respectively
Witch and Seer
Can't outrun what's already here!
Special places where characters can relive memories and live beyond death
Dream bubbles
What confusing time travel can be described as
Shenanigans
As long as it's not heroic or just, god tiers that die will always...
All who die come back again
Six word code that created Doc Scratch
t1ck t0ck 8r8k H34DS honk HONK
What Hussie finds while hunting for Doc Scratch
Scary wolf heads
Devices that can accurately make predictions, but can only be seen by those with special vision
Cue balls
Creature Hussie rides to get revenge on some bullies (in a reference to The Neverending Story)
Magic dogs
Amphibian that represents the universe
The universe is a frog
Gang that works for Lord English
Felt mob
One half of the species of Tavros' Lusus
And fairies
Character killed at the end of Act 6 Intermission 2
Lord English killed Hussie
It was once popular to depict Terezi and Sollux as this crime-fighting profession
Troll cops
Alternian version of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
Thresh Prince
Another name for Feferi's ancestor
Don’t screw with the Condesce
Dragon plushies that Terezi has
Scalemates
Hobby of Dave's, and an art form on Alternia
Rap wars
Device that "blows up" the Green Sun
Blowing up the Tumor
Warhammer John is gifted
Zillyhoo
Surprisingly flammable face cosmetic
Shaving cream
Ranking system where one ascends by doing achievements
Echeladder
How Eridan K.O.'s Sollux
Science beam
Flash that crashed both MS Paint Adventures and Newgrounds
Cascade
How Serenity the firefly communicates
Morse code
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