Boston's Favorite Son: Movie Pitches For Willem Dafoe

There will never be enough movies starring Willem Dafoe. Luckily the podcast Boston's Favorite Son provides us dramatisations of all the fantastic movie pitches that Willem hasn't had the time to act in. Yet. Can you fill in the names of these movie pitches?

Doesn't include older pitches from Podtoid or Dismal Jesters. I might make separate quizes for those but I know BFS better.

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Episode	Hint	Answer
Jonathan Off Road Rules	Cake_ for the _cake	Cup
Mayor Poseidon Of Boston	Useless _	Chimp
Hairy Squatter And The Philosopher's Muck	_ Sunday	Secret
Drugs Aren't Illegal When You're A Celebrity	_s Renutted	Scanner
You Just Want To F*ck A Ghost	The H*rdon Of _	Eden
Oinky Jonny The Coconut Pig	Rock _ Truths	Bottom
Jonny Bonanza's Crusty Slot	Chicken _	Pool
Dafoebo_	Dafoebo_	Cop
Willem Dafoe's _ Hermit	_ Hermit	Urban
Dressed for Toilet	_ Palace	Pig
Uncle Johnny's Greasy Chicken Pit	A _ Luncheon	Fine
A Fine _ A**	_ Sh*t	Pizza
The Ewok With The Ar*e Of A Man	Who Shot Roger Rabbit 2: No _s And Just A Man	Cartoon
The Virus And The Voyeur	The Continuing Adventures Of _ Droppedalog	Doctor
The Second Ammendment v. Predator	_ Tummies	Captain

Episode	Hint	Answer
Jonathan's Bizarre Adventure	_ 2: _ Reel	Looper
Jonathan's Bizarre Adventure	_mouth	Hate
The Driest Snatches Of Arizona	Van Helsing Van Helsing _ Racer	Vampire
These _s Aren't My Own	These _s Arent My Own	Bone
The Bugs Bunny H*ntai Podcast	Help! My Novelty Money _ Has Willem Dafoe In It And He's A Genie!	Bank
Don't Let The Slunge Dry	_: _ux (Redux)	Speed
Do You Know How To Milk Berries?	A**tapiece _	Theatre
Stealing, Killing, Sh*tting	_ Of The Sh*tter	Runt
Stealing, Killing, Sh*tting	Boglin In The _	Closet
The Meatloaf One	Being _ Mascotwich	John
The Soviet Defection	A _ Of _s (The Paulma Cartney One)	Nation
The Transformers Running A Train On Jonathan	Munchin' On _s	Urchin
The Fiftieth Episode Colon And Benadryl Spectacular	A Ripper In _	Time
Between What You'd Call A Corpse And A Carcass	Plague _s 2	Dog
Hung Like a Jellyfish	_ Pork	Personal