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The Ultimate Princess Bride Quotes Quiz

Fill in the blanks to complete the quotes from the movie "The Princess Bride"
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Inigo
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Miracle Max
"Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much! Well it just so happens your friend here is only mostly dead."
Inigo and Miracle Max
"I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?" "Humiliations galore." "Now that is a noble cause. Give me the 65, I'm on the job!"
Buttercup and Humperdinck
"He is a sailor on the pirate ship Revenge. Promise to return him to his ship." "I swear it will be done. *to Rugen* Once we're out of sight, take him back to Florin and throw him in the Pit of Despair.
Miracle Max
"Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice M.L.T..
Humperdinck
"Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped."
Vizzini
"I've hired you to help me start a war. It's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition."
Humperdinck
"You truly love each other, and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. So I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will."
The King and Buttercup
*Buttercup kisses the King* "What was that for?" "Because you've always been so kind to me. And I won't be seeing you again... since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite." "Won't that be nice. She kissed me!"
Vizzini and Fezzik
"The minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock!" "My way's not very sportsmanlike."
Grandson and Grandfather
"See? Didn't I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck?" "Yes you're very smart. Shut up.
Westley
"Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist."
Buttercup and Westley
"Farm boy, fill these with water. Please." "As you wish."
Humperdinck
If Westley wants you, bless you both. If not, please consider me as an alternative to suicide. Are we agreed?
Westley
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
Inigo and Westley
"Why are you smiling?" "Because I know something you don't know." "What is that?" "I am not left-handed"
Westley
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Vizzini
"Haha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.' But only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!' Hahahaha"
Vizzini and Inigo
"Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Clergyman
"Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togevvah today."
Vizzini and Fezzik
"No more rhymes now, I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?"
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